Uber pulled up with a big ass Blue Lives Matter flag in the back window, okay, bet, imma tell em you were playing Prussian Blue at top volume and child-locked the doors on me.
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Apparently one of the brothers Green is in some hot water! Tsk, tsk. Hope all you whites out there call him IN for a restorative session.
KAFUI 🇬🇭@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 2y agoDid not realize John and Hank were different people, and apparently brothers, wow. White culture is so rich 😍
Thinking back to some of the suspended/deleted/deactivated Bluesky accounts of yore.
If pocket calculators regularly and randomly gave you incorrect answers to your queries like ChatGPT does, we would have left the technology behind, not insisted that 2+2=5 is HERE TO STAY, BABY.
Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆@unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 4mo agoFunny, that’s what we thought about pocket calculators in 1974
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
i made a stupid comic warmup after seeing a funny post yesterday. i love them and i cant stand them { #curseofstrahd #uriel #finocs #finsketches #strahd }
Lol fuck off that’s cool as hell
Politico@politico.com · last wk.El-Sayed comes under fire for 'ogre on a pike' leaked comment
Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
I’ve clicked every link in every email I’ve ever been sent, Phishing Tests be damned. I won’t let fear control my life. During the Anthrax scare, I ripped open envelopes with a fervor and gusto that often shredded the documents inside. Don’t care. That’s how you win.
Jasmine Crockett is perhaps the sorest fucking loser in Texas history since Jerry Jones, goddamn.
Upon hearing that Mayor Zohran Mamdani had frozen my rent, I received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. One day I shall look down on Madison Square Garden from the Gardens of Jannah themselves. Truly there is no city but New York, and Mamdani is her Mayor!
America is in the mid-summer of its discontent. Smack dab in the middle of it. Plenty of discontent to go before it’s even jacket season, to be honest.
I don’t eat meat anymore. Ever since America repealed every food regulation that kept Upton Sinclair from spinning in his grave, protein of unknown provenance prepared with slapdash hygiene standards haunt me. I simply cannot get down with dubious rotisserie chicken from The Jungle.
I’m sure people would prefer Trump use ILLEGAL labor to build his ballroom but he’s simply an American patriot hiring the American HEROES at Lockheed Martin. They did my garage renovation last year. Great work. Booz Allen Hamilton did the driveway.
A fun fact is that Jim Jones didn’t use Kool-Aid to mass suicide his cult. He actually used a little known, now-discontinued, knock-off beverage called Kill-Aid.
Watching the newest House of the Dragon and hollerin’ aloud about the Third Amendment
Dr. Miami did Clavicular’s nose job and his ear job because he’s collecting tiny pieces of his flesh to give to Peter Thiel for unknown yet certainly nefarious reasons.
If you disable all the weird AI fuckshit on your Gmail, it also disables spellcheck lmao. They really removed “don’t be evil” as their motto and then stomped it to death in the dirt, didn’t they? Christ alive.
The best place to be when It happens would be a music venue mid-concert. A little drunk. A little sweaty. The news rippling through the crowd as people’s phones light up. An abrupt halt to a banger before the announcement is made from the stage. Everybody kissing like it’s V-J Day in Times Square.
I’ll take a vodka redbull, please! *1960s waitress looks at me sideways, suspecting time travel* Uh, I mean I’ll take your coldest beer mixed into a big ole mug of Sanka, please. *Waitress continues to side eye* Whoops, this is NOT the Coloured section, my apologies, Doris! Lemme just scooch.
Hello Sharks, I am here to ask for $500,000 for 4% equity in my unlicensed Medieval Times spinoff called Contemporary Times where we just drop the pretense and bareknuckle box
From the beginning of time, man has wondered why a supposedly just God would allow shit to go down like that.
I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else
Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty
it's not a whole article that young women are dating deadbeat little jerkoffs. that's not a trend. that's just being in your twenties
White Girls With BO Go At It Like Goddamn Animals now press the little repost button i dare you