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he/they | 29 | meme connoisseur🤌🏽 | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | 🏳️‍🌈queer transmasc🏳️‍⚧️ little guy🚶🏽 | ttrpg nerd | 📚 62 / 100 | 21+ or be sacrificed to the old gods

With Wattpad supposedly banning nsfw content, I just know that there’s gonna be a large influx of users going to ao3 and bitching about the content there bc they’re not gonna filter for their interests. Ao3 is an ARCHIVE. It’s gonna have stuff you don’t like or agree with. Please learn to use the-

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: I spent the night in the ER with ovarian torsion and ended up having to go to emergency surgery first thing the next morning. My ovary had twisted "several times" and I lost it. 11/10 the most painful thing I have ever experienced, but I lived bitch!!

Joey🖤✨️@joey-jester.bsky.social · yesterday

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi! My Mom was in danger during pregnancy from blood loss and complications. The doctors kept a really close eye on us, so she and I survived, but my twin did not. I thankfully live without complications. :) Also fun fact, I'm a Gemini (twins star sign)

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a pinterest photo of a dark, foggy forest, the whole tone being black and gray and gloomya photo of me !! i'm holding my phone and looking into the camera while it's pointed at the mirror. i'm throwing up a peace sign and kinda smiling. there's butterflies in my hair, on my earrings, and on my necklace. my hair is half up half down and it's blonde with hints of fading pink.a photo with my face blurred out as i hold up a large unfinished, five by four block quilt. they alternate between pinwheels of red and pink, and a heart in the middle of a square. a photo my desk neatly organized, decorated with horror characters throughout, with my desktop featuring a sleep token themed wallpaper. my sewing machine sits off to the right of the fame, and my pink coloring changing keyboard sits in the middle.

Adding GenAI to everything and not telling you in hopes you don't turn it off is for sure a great sign that everyone likes it and it's a totally valid business and not a scam.

Even if you liked Potter as a kid, ya gotta grow up and see Harry was a rich jock who became a cop, who never shared his wealth (hoarded in a bank run by antisemitic goblins) with his best friend's impoverished family, who never cared about freeing the enslaved elves, whose author is an evil monster

The worst part about having a death in the family is that NOBODY will let you forget about it. "How are you?" "Are you okay?" "How is your family?" Like yes these are all very nice and kind and I'm grateful but PLEASE I would like to just work and not think about things for a while

My grandmother stood at 4'11" on a good day. And yet, despite her tiny stature, she was bigger than life itself. I still fondly remember how much she adored all of her grandchildren. She left this earth early this morning, surrounded by her 9 children. Please send thoughts, prayers, and good vibes