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it/its. 18. i live to tell the tale of something or other. SFW, but please keep it 16+

"What the book," I agree, is an absolute masterpiece of a catchphrase, but, I want something with... meme potential... Like that one Flowery always says. "Joe Rogan!" or whatever.

sonic frontiers getting a definitive edition is really funny because gen z both being obsessed with being queer AND extremely sex negative is producing hilarious discourse on here

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

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The iPhone was a revolution that changed how the world worked and the industry’s been chasing that high ever since, without realizing it was sort of a one time thing. Giving a cell phone Internet connectivity is a good idea. Giving a fridge the same thing is fucking stupid