If you just ignore Caleb Williams’ completion percentage, CPOE, and catchable ball rate, he’s in line to be an all time great QB. But have you seen the discrepancy in that piece of shit Bo Nix’ production between zone and man coverage?

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

Hard to overstate how devastating this is. What a monumental loss of light during an especially dark chapter of our country.

People Magazine @people.com · 2w ago

🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty

Please stop hiding cool ass art behind loot box card games.

Polygon@polygon.com · 2w ago

Yoshitaka Amano designed new Loki and Shamrock cards

That fake ass pick six bought him some time but people are going to come around to admitting Jahdae Barron stinks before too long.

Bro out here talking about the American dream like he didn’t just willingly become Peter thiel’s sex puppet to reach gross levels of power and influence.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

JD Vance is sounding awfully woke

Really enjoying film twitter jump to Mendoza’s defense after he looked mid last night. They’re right to remind people he’s a rookie, but if he were a third round pick they’d be roasting his ass rn.

Me every Nuggets offseason since the championship.

Tough look for the culture.

I don’t want a popcorn bucket to have a mouth tbh.

Maya Celeste@mayaceleste.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is the worst popcorn bucket I’ve ever seen. Aside from its basic function of holding delicious buttered popcorn, which any standard vessel could do, what is the appeal here? Who is buying this and why?! Explain yourself! #amc #popcornbucket #insidious

My kids dunking hard on me rn.

dr. rich traditions, JD@helldude.bsky.social · 3w ago

in a world of $10 gas, the guy who more or less kind of never learned to drive is king

Let’s give the fascists a big round of applause, folks.

Eric Lipton NYT@ericlipton.nytimes.com · 4w ago

One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you

You can’t be mad at me, I have a medical condition that makes me the most gullible person on the planet.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

CNBC: Do you regret voting for RFK Jr? BILL CASSIDY: If you want to tell me that somebody didn't tell me the truth, and I should've seen in the future they were not gonna tell the truth, you can say, 'Bill you should've seen into the future'

This administration does not care about our troops, point blank.

JD Simkins@jdsimkins.bsky.social · 4w ago

Families of sailors aboard the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln spoke to Military Times about multiple incidents in which sailors have attempted to go overboard amid the ship's extended deployment in support of combat operations in the Middle East

It’s kind of impressive how someone as politically tone deaf as JVP managed to make it all the way to MultCo chair. Choosing to not run for another term is the smartest thing she’s done for her political career in years.

The Oregonian@oregonian.com · 4w ago

Records show Jessica Vega Pederson inked the contract just days after county commissioners pumped the brakes on her initial arena renovation proposal https://mrf.lu/2x0hQ

I need to see A’ja cook Kanter, actually.

Sarah Spain ✨@sarahspain.com · last mo.

Fuck these fucking fucks

I know it hurts, but let the Blazers leave. I’m from Colorado. Dick Monfort isn’t a Dundon level parasite, but the guy consistently threatens to move the team out of Denver because fans hate how cheap he is. Let them pack up their Nintendo and pout! Fuck these billionaire dickheads.

LeBron and Rich Paul talking about heading to Philly.

Does Bill Simmons have the Jim Cramer touch?

Kind of impressive that the Strokes have made an album that I have no interest in listening to a second time. First time for everything, I suppose.

Watch this intellectual property theft program steal from hundreds of people with PhDs faster than you can get a PhD.

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This is the kind of idiocy you get on Threads. I think the main purpose of pursuing a PhD is to develop your thinking, research, and communication skills, which you can't do in 45 minutes on Claude.

German broadcast. Nailed it

Rigged.

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

Pretty woke of Hegseth to announce gender affirming care (but only for cis white dudes who listen to butt rock)

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious