Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 15h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Redacted Pancakes
@jellyzedsy.bsky.social
“We can judge our progress by the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers, our willingness to embrace what is true rather than what feels good.” -Carl Sagan
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 15h ago
Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients
Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients
The 26-year-old man was fined £200 by Llandudno magistrates
independent.co.uk
We already have a word that starts with "gif" and if anybody said they bought you a "birthday jift" you'd send them back to 2nd grade
The CDC has linked six additional states to a large outbreak of cyclosporiasis associated with iceberg lettuce, according to a CDC official familiar with the investigation.
C.D.C. Expands Cyclospora Outbreak to More States
Arkansas, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire and North Carolina are now among the states linked to the outbreak associated with iceberg lettuce.
nyti.ms
Throw the whole fucking man away, what the fuck
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 20h agoMax Miller: When I was reported for child abuse, for my daughter, for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days, and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan
Maybe they could do it in a style like fear factor and she could eat live bees
Newsweek@newsweek.com · 7h agoA senior advisor to the first lady promised it offered "a completely different look" to the movie.
Republican power grabs in Kansas and Missouri are going down in flames with 18-25% of votes reported so far. Missouri's Amendment 4 aimed to make citizen-initiated constitutional amendments practically impossible. Kansas' Amendment 1 was designed to flip the state Supreme Court to ban abortion
Brown University has a widget that tracks the cost of the Iran war to American consumers (as contrasted to whatever the Pentagon is spending). Per-household cost now exceeds $600. iranwarcost.watson.brown.edu
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
El-Sayed: We live in an era where we continue to see a few very small people try to define America as being as small as they are. We can't control the past 250 years. What we can do is build the next 250
It’s funny because we do this thing where Black voters are pathologized, literally, every election cycle.
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · 14h agoSo El-Sayed is doing better with Black voters and worse with white voters than most people imagined? That’ll be fun for The Discourse.
University of Michigan voters have a 100% El-Sayed precinct right now.
The end of Episode 3 is really something, damn. #Chernobyl
I SO hope this applies to nobody #onhere, BUT I have a PSA: If you take kratom or that 7oh junk, it will be gone from stores by closing time today (some tmrw). Hotwheels may very well have created a heroin epidemic in TX. 7oh users will go into extreme withdrawals in less than 48 hours.
We only rate dogs. This is a baby kangaroo, as you can tell by the kickstart button on her foot. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: supernoodlegirls)
