If I had a nickel for every ep of Leo the Wildlife Ranger I've seen today in which a bird who had the rangers' keys outsmarted their trap designed to get them back by pushing berries w a stick, I'd have two nickels
Natasha
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"Learn to do what is right. Promote justice. Give the oppressed reason to celebrate. Take up the cause of the orphan. Defend the rights of the widow." She/Her 🏳️⚧️ 🧡🤍💖🤍🧡 35
I have no idea (yet) what the Voynich Manuscript is, but for some reason YT has been putting vids about it on my homepage for days Apparently I'm obsessed w it
me [september 2016]: wow society sure is incrementally getting better, i cant wait to see what it'll be like in ten years me [now]:
Cis people's ice breaker questions are just a trans person's, "Tell me your traumas?"
Guy at work asked me if someone else was mad at him. Which suggests he is unaware that *I* have been mad at him for a month
Pretty cool that there was an answer to “why do I like girls but I still feel so gay?”
The store had a display featuring a dog, which was also a skeleton, and also its skull was a pumpkin. That's too many things. It's a hat on a hat Pick between: 1. Pumpkin dog 2. Skeletal pumpkin 3. Skeletal dog Don't do all of them at once
Had a dream where I was repeatedly introducing myself as Alice, and I don't think I wanna change my name again, but I'm not not thinking about it still
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
I wish I could shut off the part of my brain that assumes that people are mad at me for absolutely no reason. I've at least learned to recognize that as a baseless paranoia and not act on it (majority of the time), but it's tiring having to go thru that thought process over and over
a) i don’t want “background noise” when i’m fucking, mood music or nothing, GOOD mood music or nothing. movies are frequently terrible background noise b) im tired of trying to show girls good movies and then we fuck and now? it’s the last 20 minutes of DREDD and you don’t even know what’s going on
I finally got around to measuring I have indeed lost an inch in height since starting HRT! I'm less confident in my ability to measure shoe size, but I think I can fit into Women's 12s now. Which is funny, since I started at Men's 12
While watching Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie, Nephew unprompted pointed at my Alexamenos Graffito tattoo and said, "BOOOOOOOOOORING!!! Not like Power Rangers!"
Hot take but I think it's pretty cool that girls can kiss each other and I also think they should do it more often
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." TRUE
REPUBLICANS: We will kill you and your children DEMOCRATS: We don't know how to run against this REPUBLICANS: We will kill five specific children for being gay at sports. This is the biggest problem we face today DEMS: They make good points, we must kill these children BOTH: And Gaza obviously
Bluesky's favorite meal is a trans woman who stepped a toe out of line.
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
top shortage isnt real. keep seeing beyblade on clearance at walgreens
this is the link to amazon gift cards where you can add my email and hopefully that will work? amzn.eu/d/0316UkK7 and a link to food gift card amzn.eu/d/0istxLiK my email is mashonmytomatoes@proton.me i’m disabled and mostly homebound. any amount will help us stay fed and get essentials ❤️🩹🙏
"Negligent discharge" is what it's called when she finishes without asking permission
