The parable of the sower is so funny. The actual parable, I think it's also an Octavia Butler story but I'm talking about the Bible. He's like "look I talk in parables because sometimes these dopes they don't get it and if you don't get it you never will" but like Jesus has to explain all of them
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The supervillain "Cunning" Curt Cunningham cannot be reached for comment at this time.
This country is finished. Nobody is even halfway competent, nobody has any interest in not fomenting the wildest opposition to them. This country is committing suicide.
NEW: DHS wants to pay private contractors bounties to hunt down people who already left the country, photograph their homes, and demand money. It told them leaving the US would wipe out fines. It was the pitch for self-deporting. Experts tell WIRED this is a pointless escalation of tactics.
There's somebody on here who, any time I see them weigh in on anything, I'm like yeah that's why I don't fuck with you man.
Oh no... or oh yes...? Anyway this just dawned on me, I think if you believe in anatta/anatman/non-self then sci-fi teleportation works fine.
The govt has fired *all* the immigration attorneys representing detained children and given a $150 million contract to a 26-employee law firm in Texas with ONE immigration attorney. @theyoungcenter.bsky.social's Child Advocates are now the last line of defense for kids in deportation hearings.
Wanna help? Become a Waymaker! We're running, walking, cycling 20,000 miles in September to raise money to get immigrant kids out of detention and back with family. Someone who kayaks to work is dedicating his miles to Waymakers! A salsa dance class is counting steps! It all counts! #BeAWaymaker
Excited for the new Arrrerror books, I wonder what the nine or ten kingdoms will get up to next
One of the things about writing parables is don't worry if they're elegant, none of them are. Go read them, they stink.
"First, and most importantly, anti-water-poisoning folks refuse to believe water poisoners and water poisoning companies engage in good faith." Yeah man. What if they really believed poisoning the water would be good for me. What then.
First, and most importantly, anti-data center folks refuse to believe data center developers and tech companies engage in good faith. They have staked out a purely reactionary position. Negotiation is useless. Just reject everything by default. They're playing this as Always Defect.
Looking into Manichaeism just for fun and it's very funny to me to say that Judas Iscariot was a main guy involved in fucking up people's understanding of Jesus, like very famously they died on the same day
All day I have been singing "I a-am... I a-am... I a-am... a solid dude... ma-an..." to the tune of "Solitude Man" by Paul Chain and I am the only person that this joke is for www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4bm...
Solitude Man
YouTube video by Paul Chain - Topic
youtube.com
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
Sometimes people call in with a thing that I can do but if you say like "I'm having trouble with..." then I'm going to tell you how to do it rather than doing it myself. But if you just say "can you...?" I'm not gonna ask you what you tried, I'll just do it.
Pizza tongs guy is the same genre as countertop slop cooking: should really only be one video but for some reason we're still doing it.
All day I have been singing "I a-am... I a-am... I a-am... a solid dude... ma-an..." to the tune of "Solitude Man" by Paul Chain and I am the only person that this joke is for www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4bm...
Solitude Man
YouTube video by Paul Chain - Topic
youtube.com
Ruminating animals trying to dunk on humans by calling wheat "fancy grass"
We really need to care more about the mass rape in Sudan and mass child enslavement in Congo being funded by our tax dollars.
RIP Dory Funk Jr. It would be hard to go out of wrestling a cooler motherfucker than “83 year old man in an explosion deathmatch.” (From 2024) youtu.be/Xryrg55WOZg?...
Dory Funk Jr and Osamu Nishamara vs Atsushi Ontia and Rajin Yaguchi Double Hell Explosion Match FMW
YouTube video by Mr Aoyama Kendrick
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One thing that AI really lays bare is how much "success" is just keeping up with the Joneses. If it looks like you're falling behind, even if you have a good reason, that appearance just compounds upon itself until you're forced to fail.
This is everywhere, not just social media.
On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
Ruminating animals trying to dunk on humans by calling wheat "fancy grass"
Ah damn, RIP Dory Jr. The Funks are gone but we will always remember that the Funks were here.
So the US military killed everyone on a medevac plane by testing a GPS weapon. futurism.com/science-ener...
It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico
A days-long electronic warfare drill was one of the causes behind the loss of a four-passenger medevac flight.
futurism.com
"you guys have always been so helpful and you've always supported us in business" "why thank you and upon the battlefield I may always rely upon the services of your blade to bring glory to the realm"
I would melt in the deep south. Not cause of the heat. I just had this conversation where the guy just kept like paying all these compliments, we're so happy about your org etc. etc. and I'm trying to reciprocate but I'm about to start saying shit like "and your ancestors were honorable"