Visiting my grandpa is always a joy because where else can I find myself looking at a second story roof and yelling “YOU DON’T NEED TO BE UP THERE” at a man born during World War Two?

I wore the free sunscreen that Planned Parenthood gave out at Pride and wow, I am dangerously sunburned

We said goodbye to Whitney yesterday. I don’t have the words to say how much she meant to us and how greatly she will be missed. The house is quiet and my heart is heavy.

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It hurts because they put so much love into the world, and now it suddenly feels like that much is gone. The love will remain. It still hurts of course.

Literally cannot believe this. Rest in peace, Peter Cullen, you were the kindest man to ever live and so good to us

new samurai troopers anime continues to have moments

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

I want to love the Red River anime but the budget of six pennies is showing in the long still shots and unmoving crowds.

I know everyone is joking that the Ebenezer movie looks like a gag from 30 Rock but what makes this even funnier is that there is already a version of A Christmas Carol where Jenna from 30 Rock is the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Googling “how toxic is wood filler” and “my dog licked wood filler” because somebody decided to taste my home improvement project.

I feel terrible for the people who lost their lives in the pontoon sinking today. At the same time I’m horrified because what do you mean 19 people took a -pontoon- into the San Francisco Bay with no life jackets?? That’s the boat version of taking a go-kart onto the highway.

Is anyone else watching the Samurai Troopers reboot? I feel like it hasn’t gotten much promotion despite how insanely, incredibly good it is.

I will never forgive Grok for tarnishing a perfectly good orc name

I helped a friend move out of her cheating ex-boyfriend’s house this week and we took anything and everything she owned, including the light fixtures. I hope he enjoys sitting alone in the dark.

More companies should set aside money for weird side projects. Did we ask for a weird Tekken cartoon? Not at all, but I can guarantee you some 10 year-old will watch this, become obsessed with the characters and a few years later be winning some local tournaments.

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TEKKEN! CARTOON Official Teaser Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=t19-...

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

looking to find homes to adopt these sweet babies, and their mommy. they are 13 weeks old. 3 boys 2 girls. Ive named them rocky, patches, bandit, cricket and pebbles. mama's name is domino, she was recently spayed a week ago and had this week and then her stitches out thursday.

I got a recall notice on my car because the shifter cable has been known to disconnect from the transmission. Fine, whatever, I’ll bring it in. Today the dealership calls and goes “oh, yeah, they have a recall going but the manufacturer hasn’t figured out a fix yet, we’ll send you a letter.”

Happy Pride!!

Virginia’s malapropisms are the funniest part of Raising Hope but half the words she fucked up were better than the originals. Sometimes people really are procrasturbating or being trickerish.

Raising Hope: Virginia's Funny Face

ALT: Raising Hope: Virginia's Funny Face

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I was given a tiny pride flag last weekend and I couldn’t figure out where to put it so it’s in Bravern’s hands now.

Sandal shopping feels like having the devil in my ear whispering “You can definitely walk in these. There’s no way you’ll trip and die”

I wanted to like Backrooms. Tragically it was more Skinamarink and less House of Leaves and I have very few nice things to say about it.

Official Brave Bang Bravern! VS Snowball Earth Collab illustration & Manga. The illustration was drawn by Masami Obari (Creator & Director of Bravern) while the manga was drawn by Yuhiro Tsujitsugu (Creator of the Snowball Earth Manga) youtu.be/-X87S4jDDb4

Laughing at how this is an official Bandai Namco promotional image going into 2026..

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

My water heater decided to stop working this morning. I accept that it’s like 20 years old and I didn’t buy it in the first place but I’m irrationally mad about it anyway.