it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy

No matter what's going on in your life, just remember there's some form of potato that can make it better.

On one hand: of course these quotes all come from men because all the women were either not allowed or were too busy doing laundry and dishes On the other hand: dudes rock

maybe: annie rauwerda@annierau.bsky.social · last wk.

starting a collection of quotes like this

I think if I had any parenting advice to give at all it would be: no homes with pools, no Airbnb with pools, no vacation rentals/hotels with access to a pool, nothing. NOTHING. Take your kid TO a community pool, with lifeguards. A beach with life jacket AND lifeguards. That's it.

Mindy Kaling: Number One, How Dare You?

Alt: Mindy Kaling: Number One, How Dare You?

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Nose Stuck in a Book Blog@nsiabblog.bsky.social · last wk.

I feel attacked #booksky

I want to return to the time when "apps," was just short for "appetizers."

When you find a true kindred spirit out in the wild, when each conversation is just another exploration in shared values, it creates this little explosion of joy and awe that makes life worth living.

Everyone is saying The Mummy (objectively correct) but for me it was Casino Royale.

James Bond: Daniel Craig & Eva Green

Alt: James Bond: Daniel Craig & Eva Green looking fine af

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Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w ago

How does one become indoctrinated into bisexuality?

I'm in my fortieth year so just had my boobs squeezed professionally for the first time. Apparently they are super dense and therefore have a higher rate of cancer. Here's your reminder to go get it done! (Also, bring extra deodorant, they make you wipe yours off!)

I just don't understand why buildings have to be freezing cold.

God save me from bored, whiny children.

Johnny Test: Dukey's Urgent Plea

Alt: Johnny Test: Dukey's Urgent Plea to DO SOMETHING

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counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

two perfect sentences describing a perfect day 😌

kay@abowlofcereall.bsky.social · 4w ago

went to barnes and noble again. got more books

Read books that make you look up words

Recording for posterity that today I consumed: three cups of coffee before 9am, half a bottle of Prosecco at noon, grande cold brew at 2pm, a Kir Royale at 7:30pm, and then an affogato and a half cup of coffee at 9pm. Living better at forty than I did at twenty. 🤣

This thread. ⬇️

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 4w ago

Lemme explain what the words BELIEVE WOMEN should mean. They don't mean you have to believe women no matter what. They do mean that you have to treat women as a source the same way you'd treat a man.

Woke up, drank three cups of coffee, dropped kids at camp, came home, went straight back to bed.

Gonna go with Keanu Reeves.

Jess Zimmerman@jesszimmerman.com · last mo.

Okay if you had to have a celebrity officiate your wedding who would you choose? I’m going with Mel Brooks

fuck the Supreme Court

I miss not knowing who was in the President's cabinet, because they were all boring competent professionals instead of Fox News hosts and/or stupid simpering sycophants.

The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · last mo.

I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly.

This picture is a painting is a poem -

Fun fact: the recessional at our wedding was the Spaceballs theme, complete with laser sounds. 😌

Spaceballs: We Ain't Found Sh*t!

ALT: Spaceballs: We Ain't Found Sh*t!

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Anarchic Squid@leahanelson.bsky.social · last mo.

Mel Brooks is 100 today. Drop a gif of your favorite of his films to celebrate

We should just return the Statue of Liberty to France at this point. We're certainly not using it correctly.

Mike Walker@newnarrative.bsky.social · last mo.

Stephen Miller says ‘America’s doors are closed fully to asylum seekers’ after Supreme Court rulings www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Me, listening to a playlist I curated myself: omg, I love this song!!

leirleory.bsky.social@leirleory.bsky.social · last mo.

I love reading my own posts because they're so relatable to me.

I did the thing.

- 3 boxes of cereal - 2 boxes frozen waffles - 1 store brand bread - 2 Greek yogurts - 1 high protein milk - 2 boxes store brand children's allergy meds - sunscreen = $100

First evening of summer break got us like -

I am at the bar drinking my traditional alcoholic beverage to celebrate the end of the school year and the world cup is on tv and I'm sorry, watching soccer is just super boring. The field is too big, the ball is too small, the players run too much, the scoring is too low. I am so bored.