To any emo tennis pros that like to smash racquets like petulant little babies: you don't gotta break em, instead I'll gladly accept any racquet that you feel like smashing
P. Neill
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See now this makes me think the pilot maybe doesn't know geography all that well
Before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer brother what are you *talking about*
Normally there's a decent sized mountain visible here, and we're just getting started
This fifth set tiebreak is one of the all-time lamest, most un-clutch performances ive ever seen from FAA. Unless he pulls a miracle out of his ass here, the stink of this will (rightfully) stick to him forever imo
You can tell the fiscal year just changed over cause the Skyrizi jingle changed slightly
You've Milli'd your last Vanilli
Mr. Completely@brokensymmetry.art · last mo.You've Johnned your last Cale no wait
Can confirm this is true, my brain has started to merge with my beat-ass 2012 Subaru. Before too long I'll be like Harold fused with the tree in Fallout 3 (laudatory)
Angry Cephalopod@jephalopod.bsky.social · 2mo agoI have a theory that the driver’s brain extends embodiment to the vehicle, which sounds like a trivial observation but has implications. A brain circuit is constantly calculating who’s bigger than me and who’s smaller. Who I can fuck with and who I can’t. Who’s an interloper. From the vehicle’s POV
Mandalorian & Grogu is a good ass movie, just plain fun. It's a goofy western movie in space with crazy action sequences. What more do people want?
I love how wrong I was about this
P. Neill@neillph.bsky.social · 2mo agoFuck, Djokovic is gonna win Roland Garros now, isn't he?
Today I'm learning that there are still people out here using Google search, and it's actually really funny watching all the posts from people getting mad about ai mode cause if you're hoping for useful information then what the fuck are you using Google for in the first place lmao
*Johnnie Cochrane voice* "If the homie is ambitious, then you must be suspicious"
Hometown Billy Strings tonight! Plus free childcare cause my parents are watching my daughter and I get to sleep in my own bed after the show I am FUCKIN AMPED UP AHHHHHH
. @oldglorydc.bsky.social have won 3 straight against the defending champs, including two on the road in New England! No-one can ruin the party at Fort Quincy quite like the Flags! #MLR2026
Favorite kind of Cville guy: moved here as an adult and likes to talk ad nauseam about the neat places he "discovered" while he was "exploring" and which you've known about since you were ten. Quit trying to explain my hometown to me dude lmao
The Internet was a beautiful thing for a while. It is now exclusively for people who are mentally ill. One might think that would make it a niche product, but it remains mainstream by making more and more people mentally ill.
Frantically playing katamari damacy cause my wife is out of the house for like an hour and she can't stand it so I don't play it when she's around out of respect
Ideologies are generally bad, unless the ideology in question is simply "don't be a cunt". Hope this is helpful to someone.