Downplay a book or movie: A Night at the Opus

Michael Bazemore@deepwatermike.bsky.social · 4d ago

Downplay a book or movie: The Empire Registers a Complaint

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The Daily Mail Song

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Downplay a book or movie: Foucault’s Pen

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 6d ago

Downplay a book or movie: "Reasonable Expectations"

Note to self: never, ever get on work wear guy’s bad side

scha·den·freu·de@blisterpearl.bsky.social · last wk.

and then Andrew Tate closed replies 😂

Technology has a nice run but I guess we’re done now.

lumberjack wharfie@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · last yr.

the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything

The N.I.B. quote almost killed me.

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w ago

TOMORROW: An All-New Episode of The Jim Haggerty Show

Like I don’t have kids but the public schools are 100% part of my mortgage. And my house is 4/2.5 and is less than this. In the NoVA area. I did buy in ‘20 though. I don’t think I could afford my house anymore. But these people sure could.

We need to put these in a bracke, vote on them, and declare a champion. Maybe when we get to a nice round 512?

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2w ago

My man looks like he owns lederhosen

My man looks like Evil Universe Calilou

I don’t think Sam Vimes would approve.

Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité@pabstblueronin.bsky.social · last mo.

lfg

Tonight’s other dumb napkin cartoon…

SO WEIRD

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2mo ago

RFK Jr just caught dinner.

Wrong answers only.

Josh Mayfield@bean525.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

György Ligeti’s Poème symphonique for 100 metronomes

Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · 3mo ago

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

I’m so glad this went through, partially because the results will be hilarious, but even more because Ben humiliated the fuck out of Alex Jones and the Universe is a little bit better place because of it.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Never Again must mean Never Again. To Jews, or to anyone else. (3/3)

there was a point in the rollout of the Franken allegations where there was still some reasonable doubt about his conduct, and then shortly thereafter that was no longer true at no point since the Chronicle article has there been reasonable doubt about Swalwell

@batgirl2005.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Are these charges even proven to be true? Or are people pulling an Al Franken thing again? Al was railroaded. Make sure this isn’t the same thing.

The President of the United States is a madman.

Trump’s genocidal threat to commit war crimes is illegal under federal & lnt’l law. The U.S. military swears an oath to the Constitution, not the president. JCS is required to disobey any & all illegal orders. Mike Johnson must immediately call us back to Washington & rein in this mad president.

I went to a small community college. You wouldn’t have heard of it.

Norm Charlatan@normcharlatan.bsky.social · 4mo ago

No.

Trying to come up with the line «David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel»

John Leavitt@leavittalone.bsky.social · 5mo ago

*me, seemingly lost in thought* Husband: whatcha working on? *don’t say figuring out exactly how much you need to spend to claim the maximum amount of grocery points without going over this cycle not because you need it but because this IS a game and you WILL win* Me: uhhh …Hegel

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

I've always seen half of Australia as a dog's head but only today did I realise WHICH dog and what the other half resembled. You might say it was a "Woah" moment #australiaisanelaboratehoax #tintin

Last time I went to Carnegie Hall, Botstein was conducting. Then he turned up on the list. Now I learn that JE took his victims there? I don’t want the pedos staining Carnegie Hall. Levine & the Met was bad enough. But of course they have stained everything.

Musicology Duck@musicologyduck.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Here is a (certainly incomplete) list of things that went down around Jeffrey Epstein attending Leon Botstein's rehearsal 🧵

No thank you, I’m good.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 6mo ago

Forecasters are closely monitoring the potential for a strong nor’easter — possibly a bomb cyclone — to form near the East Coast from Sunday into Monday. Find out if your area will be affected here:

It’s disgusting that any person—much less a sitting member of the United States Congress—espouses such vitriolic hate & bigotry. Congressman Fine—You’re a disgrace to this country & the office you hold. Resign.

Don’t let Jordan’s suffering be for naught. Read this thread.

I watched it. It’s clearly an execution. You don’t need to watch.