Y'know, the way I see it, living on Earth is like punishment for souls who did something bad in heaven, sort of like putting your kid in time-out. If, and only if, you can repent for your sin during your time on Earth, only then can you be allowed back in heaven, otherwise it's down to hell for you.

Look, even the moon lit up pink for Dolly!

So, 96% of the moon is going to disappear this evening, huh? I wish 96% of the U.S would disappear.

What I wouldn’t give to be a Canadian - seriously, I feel like I want to be a citizen of a nation that more closely aligns w my values Canada 🇨🇦 ❤️

Bluesky will never die as long as I'm still here.

The U.S. is slowly becoming Willy Wonka's factory.

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My mom and I were discussing classifications of generations and she was surprised to find out I'm considered a "Millennial" (born 1995). She thought I was "Gen Z". Excuse me, I prefer to be part of "Gen Z Kai".

It's the end of the world as we know it and I don't feel fine at all.

I was playing Tomodachi Life a couple days ago and one of my Miis asked me what name I would give a raccoon. I, being ever-so topical, obviously typed in "Jimothy". They said that was a good name.

Trump claims he "loves the U.S.A." O.K, Trump; (Yo)U SA'd those little girls.

I could think of 250 reasons to hate America right now.

It's one thing to set off fireworks on the 4th of July, but nothing pisses me off more than some yankee-doodle-dipshits who set them off a whole week before AND a week after.

So, my half-sister is taking a trip up to Canada for two weeks pretty much solely to avoid the 4th of July here in America and I'm totally not gonna say I'm jealous but I am going to say I wish I could be doing that.

Sorry, USA. Ya gotta wait another 51 years before you can reach the milestone.

I noticed there was some talk on Bluesky about Doctor Who. I looked up what's happening (as I've been out-of-the-loop ever since dad died) and it sounds like it's been cancelled due to the show runner leaving (and, I guess, low ratings.) I was never the big fan of DW, but I did catch glimpses of it.

Data Centers aren't the only thing that uses up too much water (I spend about an hour in the shower.)

Wait--, so you're telling me this whore moose is actually straight?!?!? And people want to OPEN HIM?!?!?!?!?

You can't spell "Doing Just Terrible" without the letters DJT.

Going to Costco is my personal EPCOT.

It's amazing just how fast we're trying to speedrun the end of the world.

Y'know, I really don't think anyone 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 the presidency job after Trump. Not after all the shit he's done (started a war, building a "ballroom", etc.......) They're better off trying to sell The White House on Zillow. After all, it is the 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚'𝙨 house.

Remember when I said I was working on a birthday present of sorts on Reddit? Well, I stuck to my word. I didn't say when I'd get around to it. I don't like to make promises I can't keep.

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On the day of my actual birthday, I went to see the "Michael" biopic movie. It was pretty good. Not sure how to feel about it being split into two parts, but my mom (who saw the movie with me) said part 1 was the only one she needed to see. That was, in her words, his best years.

I went to the new Buc-ee's location in Ohio earlier today. I'm so happy they built one relatively close to me. This is actually my third time going to a Buc-ee's (the first was in Kentucky, the second was in Tennessee.) Even though my birthday has passed, I still consider this my birthday gift.

Happy Birthday to me!

Hey. It's been a while since ya heard from me. The reason I haven't been posting much is 'cause I've been playing a bit of Animal Crossing and Tomodachi Life as well as just a general lack of enthusiasm to go on social media (news is depressing.) Hope everyone had a good Mother's Day, tho.

Fact. Star Wars was the first film to ban smoking on set. The cast was still allowed to Chewbacca.

My levels of giving a fuck are decreasing daily

Trump has fucked the travel industry so much that I hope, when he is gone, a lot of tourism places have heavily discounted sales to try and win customers back.

I don't know how or why, but sometimes I'll just bleed somewhere for seemingly no reason. It's gotten to the point where I nicknamed myself "Bandage Boy" After all, Band-Aids are the only form of healthcare we have here in America.