The first in a series of union jargon busting from our favourite union rep Homer Simpson of the International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians.
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Soul, disco, punk, funk, beer mats, jackets, real ale and Port Vale back in the basement division #PVFC
Hearing that Outlook, Teams and Copilot are all down
Tommaso Ciampa's Intense Wrestling Entrance
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RIP Danny Kelly. Here’s #HMHB on his ‘Under the Moon’ show from 1998: performing ‘Dukla Prague’ , ‘Friday Night and the Gates Are Low’, ‘Paintball’s Coming Home’ , then short interview with Nigel re: Tranmere. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G9P...
hmhb under the moon tv show half man half biscuit
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DJ’d a 40th birthday party last night. Lots of 2000s/2010s indie which brought memories of many disappointing nights out in Stoke in my early twenties come flooding back. Still, “Sex on Fire” went down a treat.
Mark Urban asks Lisa Nandy about Remembrance Sunday Nandy says we remember the sacrifices people made Urban then asks, when are you going to spend more [on war]? Nandy says the govt is spending more & will cut spending elsewhere to spend even more Both wearing poppies, of course
Moving house while there’s a threatened fascist gathering happening literally round the corner. Loving life.
I think this gets to the heart of the popularity of AI among CEOs: contrary to the lie they've spent their whole careers repeating, they have never regarded their people as their "greatest asset." There is nothing they like more, and that investors will reward them for better, than firing people.
More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2w agoStarbucks CEO says the company is planning to focus more on AI and tech, including a adding system that would recognize customers as they arrive in stores to "present personalized digital menus."
People starting Teams meetings that I've arranged 15 minutes before they're due to start need to chill their fucking beans.
Will be the owner of my very own house this time next week. Membership form for the Conservative Party also in the post.
Having a few beers in Liverpool really shows up Manchester for how shit it is for a pint these days.
Looking at tickets for the wrestling in Liverpool next year. Ninety quid to sit on the back row and watch it all happen on a big screen? Not exactly the most enticing price.
Who gets excited about shit like this? Turning one of the best films ever made into another boring mini-series.
Gove not mentioned in the second article. If someone who once walked past Rayner in the street got a parking ticket she’d be the headline
How it feels coming up with a hilarious reply in the group chat but the message was from 12 hours ago
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Got my best mate's daughter's first birthday on Sunday. Want to get her something nice but I have no kids nor any idea of what they'd want. Lads, give me some ideas.
mfw I’m halfway through putting a shirt on Vinted and notice a stain on the arm
Titanic Iceberg Bass Dark Star Hophead Batham’s Bitter Marble Pint Track Sonoma Bitburger pils Samuel Smith’s stout Timothy Talylor’s Landlord
Xhxxax@txomxs.bsky.social · last mo.In all seriousness guys, can I have your list for MY9PINTS
Another day another round of stories about mega-rich people moaning about having to pay tax and normal people who'd have to work for 30,000 years to earn a billion quid defending them.
Watched this last night and, while obviously horrendous subject matter, it was so well done. Gave voices to exactly the people who should be telling this story. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Damilola: The Untold Story review – John Boyega’s trauma after losing his childhood friend is haunting
The actor and his sister were with the 10-year-old on the night he was murdered. For the first time, along with the caretaker who found him bleeding, they share their terror – and celebrate their frie...
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No surrender to singing in time with the national anthem for the England fans as per.
Abolish the Premier League. I’m not even joking.
Chris Weatherspoon@cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 2mo ago🚨🚨🚨 Premier League v Manchester City decision ruling details how club misstated finances in a nine-year period from 2009-18 by £920.7million Revenue overstated by £854.5m Expenditure understated by £66.2m
Political terms that would also double up as great wrestler’s names: Triple lock Filibuster Black Rod Erskine May Hybrid Bill The Mace Manifesto Deputy Whip