Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

This is so easy just hire Idris Elba

The Independent@the-independent.com · 14h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Fun fact: this is about as close to home as I ever am able to park

That's what they all say

You can get more likes just by posting the word "butthole"

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterday

Mamdani’s grocery delusion

eine kleine nachtpizza

Mark Linkous is the king of underrated dead guys youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Sparklehorse - Dreamt for Light Years in the Belly of the... - YouTube

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Love to submit an invoice 2 weeks ago to a guy who was on vacation for 2 weeks. Rent will be paid late once again. Fuck landlords.

Haley Stevens drinks cat milk

butthole

Wile E. Peyote@niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bluesky is a place where you can get a bunch of likes for posting the word "butthole" and right wingers will never understand that.

If you're new here, they're called "skeets"

Can't sue 'cause it's true

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 4d ago

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/oZwZMR9

I can't believe the guy who owned a casino that went out of business would do something like this

CNBC@cnbc.com · 2d ago

U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters

Bluesky is a place where you can get a bunch of likes for posting the word "butthole" and right wingers will never understand that.

Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care

Warner Brothers' winning entry has an actual seaside town where sharks really are a risk. The studio then has to pay the writer. The CEO welshes, claiming "the water's fine" and goes for a swim to avoid payment. David Zaslav dies in grisly shark attack. Theaters are packed.

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

I should call her

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · 2d ago

GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)

My daughter just asked "how mad would you be if I brought home a kitten" in a way that makes me think we're going to find out

Guy who is extremely stabbable

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

I'll give this guy $10 million if he can make a woman smile

Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d ago

What sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

Forget it, Jake. It's Koreatown.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is this guy

Customer cervix

Jesus Christ man

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

My back hurts from all the sex

Hello I'm a boomer with a laptop and you don't have to read this

Richard Murphy@richardjmurphy.bsky.social · 3d ago

I did an infographic on Marx recently. This seems like the appropriate follow-up. In one way or another, I used AI in creating this post. I also used a word processor, my brain, thinking time, coffee, discussion, and about 50 years of reading.

Me anytime I'm out with my daughter *looks at watch "excuse me have you seen a girl with blue hair"