Captain Kramer
@captainkramer.bsky.social
"Captain, maybe we should start helping people." "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
"Yes, they'd have to grow a spine, like I did when lying about and attacking Bernie Sanders in 2020." - 🐍
Chris⚖️Justice@chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 6h agoNothing can constrain Trump? Warren: No. Republicans have the majority. They could constrain Trump on war, slimy tax deals, on his corruption. The list is long. But to do that, they would actually have to grow a spine. And so far, what we have around here is a bunch of gelatinous blobs. PabloReports
thinking back fondly to that time in 2012, 16 years into florida's charter school experiment, after almost 500 charter schools had already failed, when the republican legislature simply made it illegal to examine what happened to someone's last charter when they applied for a new one
Tampa Bay Times@tampabaytimes.bsky.social · 12h ago4 Hillsborough charter schools close amid financial, enrollment challenges
Leftists winning popular elections is very divisive. How are you supposed to unify a country with this sort of thing. I ask you.
Progressives miss point spread, win Super Bowl.
Politico@politico.com · 16h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Pariah dogs and wandering madmen Barking at strangers and speaking in tongues The ebb and flow of tidal fortune Electrical changes are charging up the young It's a far cry from the world we thought we'd inherit It's a far cry from the way we thought we'd share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=DscN...
Far Cry
YouTube video by Rush - Topic
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Revolution is more practical than believing you can change from within a system that has existed for 250 years to protect wealthy pedophiles.
mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?
"Every Flock license plate reader camera operated by the Winona Police Department has been sawed off and stolen in what investigators believe was a coordinated [act of civic duty]." Blinding the cyclops, wrecking the panopticon. crimethinc.com/blindingthec...
All of Winona Police Department’s Flock cameras cut down and stolen
Lost cameras valued at about $24,000
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Chicago needs 15 million new cops to fund 15 million new NASCAR races. We're turning Lake Michigan into the first fully aquatic data center. Every kindergarten will be equipped with ToddlerSpotter. It's not ShotSpotter! It's better—SWAT will be alerted every time naptime needs to be enforced
Warner Brothers' winning entry has an actual seaside town where sharks really are a risk. The studio then has to pay the writer. The CEO welshes, claiming "the water's fine" and goes for a swim to avoid payment. David Zaslav dies in grisly shark attack. Theaters are packed.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Can we have this here in Australia? Shoppers should be paid for their efforts in serving themselves #auspol
I'm going to alienate some people now. Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.
As a reminder, wealthy German Liberals once decided that rather than acquiesce to progressive and redistributive policies that benefit everyone, they would rather help create the conditions for fascism to grow and consolidate power because they viewed "socialism" as a threat to their privilege.
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 4d ago‘Get Your Head Out of Your A*s!’: Bill Maher Declares He’d Vote for Sarah Palin Over Progressive Dems
Dueling pavers choose potholes at dawn
Dr. Emily Arndt 🏳️⚧️@brachinus.bsky.social · 2d agoDueling confectioners choose pastilles at dawn
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on my front porch to show them what I'm capable of.
Biden led to this. The Democratic Party has not taken responsibility for how they both led to Trumpism and continue to enable Trump.
Roopika Risam@roopikarisam.bsky.social · 2d agoFascists and authoritarian regimes try to control universities and turn them into purveyors of state propaganda through extortion…... www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
You guys, nominating the person who earned the most votes is now an “ideological purity test.”
Make a board game dirty Ticket to Ride for an Hour
emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 3d agoMake a board game dirty Handyland
Downplay a book or movie: Conditioner
emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 4d agoDownplay a book or movie: Of Hamsters and Boys
What's the best three album run from a band? Vivid, Time's Up, Stain
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
