Nick Bombowsky

@nickbom.bsky.social

Engineer, Social Anarchist, Luddite I drive a stupid little car that breaks down all the time and love it for some reason I don’t argue with people John Brown would’ve shot

Reasons you should buy a Zojirushi rice cooker: nice egg shaped design, great rice every time, very well made Reasons you should *actually* buy a Zojirushi rice cooker: it has a motherfucking retractable cord and plays “twinkle twinkle little star” on startup

Between MrBeast World in Riyadh and the Freedom 250 “State Fair” I think it’s clear that the world’s elite are so out of touch that they don’t know how to throw a party unless it’s a $500k/plate black tie affair for other elites hosted in a Hitman level

Step 1: Merge Stellantis and Renault-Nissan-Mitsubishi Step 2: Let Carlos Ghosn run it while evading Japanese and French authorities, because it would be funny Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit