Nick Miller

@nickdmiller.bsky.social

Morning news editor Guardian Australia. Some settling of the content may have occurred during transit.

I think the sell is slightly misleading. The way I read it, if nobody changed lanes then everything would move faster. But if you change lanes only the people behind you suffer, and you might do better. Bit like a prisoners dilemma except you’re trying to go on holiday...

East Anglia Bylines@eastangliabylines.co.uk · last wk.

Think the next lane is moving faster? Maths says you're probably wrong. Most traffic jams aren't caused by crashes – they're created by tiny braking differences that ripple backwards into "phantom jams." Smooth driving beats aggressive driving every time. Randa Herzallah explains

Just confirmed with a government spokesperson that if you didn’t receive an Emergency Alert on your phone today, it means you don’t matter and no one would miss you in a disaster

Chip's new byline is mildly amusing by 'newspaper humour' standards. However he writes "there is no heroic Odysseus in this tale", but goes on "Jess Wilson, after persuading surviving crew members to lash her to the mast of a listing ship, charted a course home", clearly casting her as Odysseus.🙄

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Sam Neill should have won an Oscar for this “help I’m being attacked by an invisible Chevy Chase” scene with a stupid looking plastic gun taped to the side of his head