Damn, Josh Johnson mentioned Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries in his new special and the audience booed them

Woman Sips Drink with Surprised Reaction

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In the words of Peter Griffin: "Oh my god, WHO. THE HELL. CARES?"

"I voted for trump in 2024 and he didn't live up to his promises" my brother in Christ he had already spent 4 years as president and didn't keep any promises then either. Thanks for fucking us all with your shitty-ass goldfish memory.

THEN STAY IN MONTANA YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING SHITBITCH

Right-wingers were singing "Choosin' Texas" when they should've been singing "Losin' Texas"

"Nick why don't you like Blade Runner?" Since me seeing the movie twice and being bored to tears both times isn't enough of a reason, I'd like to add that every man on FB with a Blade Runner profile picture is an incel

My man looks like Lionel Hutz watching you masturbate

Clearly this MFer didn't get the message a week ago so allow me to spell it out: America is no longer intimidated by your party's bullshit.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 6h ago

Rep. Emmer: “To our colleagues on the left, enjoy this honeymoon phase…come January 3, 2027, you will regret ever putting your name on a ballot…This Republican leadership team will expose the Democrats’ lies and show the American people their true colors as the radical communists that they are.”

Like Brand, there are so many details that are shocking but not surprising. Alex, the 15 year old girl, who first approached him for feedback on comedy scripts she'd written. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/ng-interactive/2026/nov/10/david-walliams-accused-sex-grooming-allegations-young-women

‘It wasn’t long until he asked me if I’d ever had sex before’: David Walliams accused of preying on young women for sex

Comedian and former Britain’s Got Talent judge alleged to have groomed fans he met when they were as young as 15 and harassed women in the workplace over a number of years. He denies the allegations

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Played RDR2 for what I imagine will be the last time before GTA6. My last act in this violent, chaotic, dramatic game before turning it off? Petting my dog 😊

Ugh, jim jordan is gonna be House Minority Leader. I know this doesn't necessarily mean he'll be the Speaker Of The House if republicans retake Congress but that possibility should scare us all into keeping them from being the majority again anytime soon.

"I tell ya, I know I'm ugly. I tried giving all my company's data to a Chinese spy, she said she didn't want to ruin the friendship"

Rob Schneider is mad at Dave Chappelle...

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Count on Bill Maher to always know exactly how to cater the moment with terrible food

Ella Dawson@brosandprose.bsky.social · yesterday

just watched the latest episode of Real Time with Bill Maher for @oldmanweldon.bsky.social's podcast and it will shock you that Bill's reaction to the midterms is "I called it" and "I never actually liked Trump"

Average Twitter user if Linda Blair gained 100 pounds: "Have you tried exorcising?"

A redhead who likes Battle Royale

Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · yesterday

Who would be the type of spy that brings you down? I don’t think Seduction Spy would get me but I definitely think Affable Local Deli Guy Spy might be able to chip away at me little by little until I give up some goods. Ultimately it all depends on the quality of the sandwiches.

I'm from the South Shore of Massachusetts (southeast, between Boston and Cape Cod). We have a lot of cranberry bogs there. Cranberries suck.

John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Here I invite you to be a micro-heretic. To bring small shame on your people. Tell me about a highly praised thing in your hometown/area that all locals LOVE except YOU. I’m from the Seattle area. Taco Time is nothing special. Bland. Not horrible but not worth going out of your way. Now you go!

Do you know how many times we’re about to see the phrase “Donald the Lame Duck”?

It says a lot about the state of our politics when we're gushing about how young the newly-elected people are even though Troy Jackson is 58

I know there will be a biopic of trump one day but sadly the 3 most perfect actors that could've played him are all dead: John Candy, Chris Farley, Philip Seymour Hoffman

Today I saw a sign for the failed republican candidate for MA governor with "LOSER" spray-painted on it. The energy really has shifted 😊

Considering the ass-kicking that maga just got at the polls, I take some solace in knowing that DC making religious superhero movies is gonna end in complete disaster

God I love seeing the leopards eat Dave Chappelle's face

Tbh the last week has felt like the end of The Dark Knight: after a long stream of cruelty, the goodness of people wins. (Bale Batman voice) This country just showed me that it's full of people ready to believe in good.

For real this time? Because I heard she lost the other day and got the rug pulled out from under me. But if so, good riddance!

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · yesterday

GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert will lose reelection to Democrat Eileen Laubacher in Colorado, CNN projects www.cnn.com/2026/11/09/p...

DC now stands for "dead cinema"

If it's Blexas and Blississippi, then Susan Collins losing in Maine = Blaine

Micah@rincewind.run · yesterday

early frontrunner for the most satisfying election of 2028, now that we’ve got Blexas and Blississippi and Susan Collins is gone, is the primary campaign to toss Fetterman out on his ass

I became a Big Brother fan in 2016. A few months later, maga came to power. I gave up on Big Brother in 2026. A few months later, maga lost its power. My bad y'all. I should've quit sooner.

Just saw an AI-generated picture of what Russell Brand is gonna look like when he gets out of prison and OOF. (Dubya 9/11 guy whispers in my ear) Sorry, I'm being told that's an actual picture of what he looks like now.

The Democratic party turned on Haley Stevens so hard, we got a blue Kansas. We might have to thank her for her sacrifice.