sorry i keep talking about dopamine, it's just so weird to me how we're pathologizing "feeling good". making it seem like too much pleasure is an addiction needing to be cured is fucked up!

ignoring how much this premise misunderstands what dopamine is and does, the subtext here with gay sex not counting is that isn't pleasurable enough to release The Pleasure Chemical? that it's not real sex? this is an even stupider film than the trailer i saw made it seem lol

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

i'm a dopamine sun, cortisol moon, oxytocin rising

“I’m set to make a killing off this movie where sex is only legal once a year. They bought the IP from my wife!”

CONTENT CREATOR BABY: I’m straight up getting a dopamine hit from this

for a while, i felt like i would annoy people if i posted about baseball and im not sure where i got that from. everyone loves baseball, even if they don't know it yet

Dodgers are 0-4 since the internet said they’d never lose again lol

Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dodgers 0-3 since acquiring Tarik Skubal.

i dont WANT to listen to Boog Sciambi clumsily interview Cookie Monster, i WANT to watch the fucking Cubs game. people who don't watch marquee sports network, you don't understand what i have to go through...

today's vibe: leanin' and loungin' #coolpicturesbynicky

sometimes people are like Well which of the two ways of non-binary are we talking about. And well, you see, that's the thing,

working on music regularly the past couple of weeks for the first time in a while. i have forgotten how to make anything more than 8 bar loops; i'm hoping to figure out 16 today and go from there..

the main thing centrists and fascists care about are aesthetics. "you drive the gay kind of car, you are unserious, unlike me"

Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · yesterday

Nope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass

my latest masterpiece, Laptop Smoking a Cigarette (gouache, colored pencil)

"10K" https://bonequest.com/10000

the worst place to find love? in my opinion? probably a hopeless place. by definition, you'd have no hope of doing so

back in my day, we didn't "swipe right" or any of that app crap. we did things the old fashioned way; we found love in a hopeless place. and we were grateful just for the opportunity to look. it was so hopeless in those places you wouldn't believe it. you'd be standing there thinking "love? here?"

the ideal user to these people is like, some guy called Based Legend Ralph whose real name is joseph totino-burkewitz. he has 60 million followers, at least 2/3rds of which are bots. he posts ai videos that feature racist caricatures of immigrants getting beaten up by muscular cops.

max graves@maximumgraves.bsky.social · 2d ago

i'm so tired of trying to use an app or a website like a normal person and then the ceo will be like "i don't see enough racists on my app and that means it's a total failure. i need everyone who uses my app to get super fucking racist right now, or i'm going to kill myself in front of you"

i have just called my rep using this script! i will let you know if/when i get a response. join the revolution!!! and call Dial-a-Pod every week, that's part of the revolution

Dial-a-Pod // (607) CALL-POD@dialapod.net · 2d ago

We have released the most important episode of our lives: it's the episode that will change America forever. Call today to find out why and how and when and where and what. "Guff Me Up, Man!" (36:23) is now available on (607) 225-5763

a trash can has content in it. i want ART

These days if you see someone call something “well written” then odds are they’re saying it satisfies some imagined commercial standard and is thus likely very bad

very fitting that one of TERFdom's most beloved heroes, Riley Gaines, is a professional loser

call your reps and tell them this exactly, or email it to them, and let us know what they say

Dial-a-Pod // (607) CALL-POD@dialapod.net · 2d ago

We have released the most important episode of our lives: it's the episode that will change America forever. Call today to find out why and how and when and where and what. "Guff Me Up, Man!" (36:23) is now available on (607) 225-5763

it's hopeless to try and place yourself within my mind, but maybe if you find enough love, you might be able to guess what song i've had stuck in my head all fucking day

if a tree falls in a hopeless place and no one is around to hear it, can we still find love?

back in my day, we didn't "swipe right" or any of that app crap. we did things the old fashioned way; we found love in a hopeless place. and we were grateful just for the opportunity to look. it was so hopeless in those places you wouldn't believe it. you'd be standing there thinking "love? here?"

the worst place to find love? in my opinion? probably a hopeless place. by definition, you'd have no hope of doing so

the least necessary citation in wikipedia history

"this is a hopeless place, there's no way anyone could find love" <- clueless

my favorite kind of portrait to take is a candid faceless one #coolpicturesbynicky

WRETCHED PAUL: My perrier is too warm. You awful shit. I ask for caviar and I get roe paste from Ikea? I've been shanghaied onto barges fed me better than this rubbish. I'm going to shit on a baby POLITE, HELPFUL RINGO: No complaints about me feed. Oats is better dry I always say

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 4d ago

my job? Zookeeper for the remaining Beatles. Sounds great, right, but I'm on Paul and he's just the worst. The man simply needs too many pictures of range rovers to stop throwing his feces at guests. Meanwhile those smug bastards in the Ringo team keep bragging about how docile and cooperative he is