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I’ve just received Hatch Restore 3 Sunrise Alarm Clock, Sound Machine, Smart Light (Putty) - White Noise, Screen-Free Sleep Routine - Putty - New - Restore 3 from someone lovely! Thank you!

So excited to do be doing very first Fringe Festival show tonight!

By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

A yeehaw for the Portland pickles. Literally just reposting because I can’t ignore that name. Who’d like to be my Portland pickles? Is that too “forward” of me? Sorry guys. Tried a sports thing, I don’t know if it worked. Good on Portland pickles. You are my favourite team.

Aerin Moriarty(they/them)@aerinmoriarty.bsky.social · 3w ago

We love to see it

My cat either likes chocolate or protein, and I’m not sure which is worse.

Currently not a clue as to where I’m going to wear this, but that did not stop me from buying it. Next purchase : A whip. May as well make it a full outfit.

Dirty Talk 101: - Say what you’re going to do - Say what you’re doing - Say what you did (Dan Savage) Dirty Talk 102: - Do something with your hands(/toy/implement) - Describe what you want them to perceive as a result of the interaction (physically, emotionally, narratively)

Guys. Who was going to tell me I had the opportunity to watch weiner dog racing today? I just found out about this like 20 mins ago, and I’m rather very upset I’ve missed it. What a fun date!

As someone whose bluesky algorithm is nothing but girls, birds, and banana bread, I certainly agree. Who wants some elite banana bread?

Taylor Love | On summer vacation@datetaylorlove.bsky.social · 3w ago

Being a SW in your 30s is hilarious because one moment you doing the most debaucherous stuff with a colleague. The next she is telling you about her new found love of birding.

Nothing much. Just a heat wave on my balcony. Hat, kindle, sunscreen, cold brew,and bikini top Whatever more is needed?

If anyone generous and fun is looking for a mistress I’m very discreet, slutty, easy to please, and expensive

I really relate to cats because I too am a huge bitch all the time and still expect affection when I want it.

"The Trump administration is protecting Americans from an invasion of illicit handjobs."

New Homeland Security task forces target immigrants over sex work

Prosecutors framed the case as a blow against cartels, but the defendants were accused of running massage parlors where prostitution occurred.

reason.com

Yes.

Ariaa®@ariaa.bsky.social · last mo.

Because you need to gaze upon a newborn whitecoat harp seal. 🤭🥰

Finally. A gorgeous day outside.

Just me and my pearl necklace.

I’ve just received Manicure from someone lovely! Thank you!

Imagine. This could be us.

I’ve just received Manicure from someone lovely! Thank you!

Outfit of the day! Clearly I need a spray tan. Or maybe a proper tan. Like a vacation to a beautiful place, type of tan.

I’m planning a rate increase soon. So if you’ve been wanting to see me, now’s the time!

Finally I have a pedicure booked for today!

Guyssssssssss……

Reposting, because apparently it is this Sunday, not last.

Nikita🐆YWG🐆FMTY@nikitablake.bsky.social · 2mo ago

And a very happy Daddy’s Day to everyone! Most especially all of mine!

Feeling rather filthy. Might buy some new lingerie.

I do love going home and seeing new gifts from a future lover waiting for me. Thank you, Darling. I’m looking forward to our date.

I think I’ve earned myself a spa day. Would love for someone to agree with me, and decide to treat me. 💕