[photo of a suspect] detective: "zoom in & enhance" [photo of a suspect with perfect skin]

(knowing something) I have the foggiest

sappy country song called "rotating you in my mind"

smokin on that shit that makes me discoverable to other devices on my local network

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ← this could be us but you not unicode compliant

it's 2 AM which of course means it's vacation lunch time again

i feel like 1000000 airhearts

this mid 1700s engraving by Michael Seligmann based on an original engraving by naturalist George Edwards really captures how it feels to hold a cat

friendscaping

smokin on that mfing baby weed an getting scared

do you american guys know what KD is to canadian guys like me

still hits 🤌

vacationing with dog 100 meters away from home

if ever you just want to be happy for a bit you can play Astro Bot for PlayStation #nikkspikks

washing behind the eyes in the shower and saying ow

i found a guy

pucker yer eyelids

Making a little guy!

sorry i'm late, a big sword guy came out of nowhere and cleaved me in twain

this would be a strange guy to work for

greetings from inside your phone

check this out —i can sleep for 12 hours

thanks for the reply man i couldn't make heads or tails of it but do feel it brought us closer

just ate this and it tasted insane

making it rain in 0G

sipping lemonade and watching the bsky lynch mob pulverize some guy

MOE: kawaiise guy eh?? CURLY: :3

girl i need u like worm needs leaf

fast food: thanks for meating me at such short notice