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Gilly@gillyarcht.bsky.social · yesterday‘In the kitchen the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior eight pieces of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunny side up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two cool glasses of milk. "Today is August 4, 2026," said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling’
This will become apparently when, shortly after the thing we all want to happen happens, he will mysteriously post on Truth Social because an intern didn't get the memo in time.
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 2d agoPeople will post a screenshot of one of those true social posts and say that the president is "delusional." Nah, bro, YOU are delusional for still believing that the president writes any of those truth social posts. He can barely talk, there is no way he can type on any device whatsoever.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Final Destination 2 Log Truck Accident
Alt: Final Destination 2 Log Truck Accident
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JediKat@jedikat71.bsky.social · 6d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Weird Al continues to be a flawless human being.
Steven Santos@stevensantos.bsky.social · 2w agoGuess who had the integrity not to accept $1 million to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year?
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
I propose a change to the Laws Of The Game to state that penalty kicks must consist of a single uninterrupted run-up followed immediately by a kick with no stutter and no pause.
"What's the lesson here, guys?" "We don’t know.” "C’mon, think about it." "Don't be assholes?" "Don’t be assholes. Especially to…” "To the guy with the thumbs?" "To the guy with the thumbs."
12 months ago, we won promotion back to the Premier League after a long time in the doldrums. Today we qualified for the Europa League. What a turnaround, what a team, what a manager, what an owner, what a club. #SunderlandAFC #EuropaLeague #HWTL
You'd have thought, with their binoculars, that Southampton would have seen that coming.
Slightly diminish a book: Murder On The 8:22 Northern Rail service to Middlesbrough, calling at Hartlepool, Seaton Carew, Billingham, Stockton and Thornaby.
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 3mo agoSlightly diminish a book: Gone With the Light Breeze
Everything's OK
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Chris Houston@chrishouston.ca · 3mo agoDecades ago, I was the fire alarm industry advisor to a UK fire service. We all worked hard to reduce alarms, because when people hear alarms that are not useful, they quickly learn to ignore them. Regular, useless alarm signals negate the usefulness of real alarms.
Ah yes Wowcher, that IS the perfect way to spend a half term holiday.
Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct
Slightly diminish a book: Life, The Universe, and Some Other Stuff
Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻@trekkiebill.bsky.social · 3mo agoSlightly diminish a book: The Search for Red October
Lots of things can be true at once- - if the Golder’s Green attacker attacked one person known to him that was Muslim and two strangers who were visibly Jewish then that’s still v probably an antisemitic attack. - BUT it’s troubling that the third victim has been left out of media coverage…
“Kicking people in the head is good, except when they do it.”