Nim

@nimputs.bsky.social

easily startled creature, washed up speedrunner. i like carbohydrates and shiny discs in plastic cases 💕 @luc-ienn.bsky.social 🦊 he/him 💬 Ger+Eng 🔗 https://nimputs.neocities.org

been scanning a lot of old books recently and if there's anything that i learned in the past week it's that 1s look a lot like 4s and 3s look a lot like 5s

if there's one thing i know, it's what people are talkin about, buddy. i know so much talkinabout, they call me the talkinaboutknower

"Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries. What has four legs and ticks?" "A walking clock?" "I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box." "Bart, is it a walking clock?"

Season 5 / Episode 19BildBildBild

Deutsche Bahn is like train shows up whenever we feel like it. Or not. Whatcha gonna do? Will the ride be pleasant? Absolutely not. All our infrastructure is crumbling. To fix it we hire 16 million ticket inspectors. Eat shit. We hope you die. 100 million years in time prison. That'll be 492€

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.