indiana jones and the big big hole “this was jesus’s hole,” he moans dryly
Carty B/Matt
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Aka Matt aka Cartridgeblowers. He/him. English teacher. Variety streamer. Speedfriend-adjacent. www.ocarinaofcrime.com
My partner doesn't like video games like... at all. For my b-day today they are going to actually play games with me, which I feel is one of the best gifts they could get. It means a lot. Also I put together a 65 slide PowerPoint giving them games to pick from which was a gift I gave myself.
Yeah, I'll engage with various bits of media in a shallow way! That's my specialty!
Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.
pauline value-added consumer incentive@spacehunterm.bsky.social · last wk.
This was a clear case of misreading the situation on the guy's part. Speaking for all straight men, it is funny and cool to show chicks how you're not afraid to dump Tabasco in your eye. The key is in the approach. This lady was clearly not ready and ended up thinking, "Wow what a dumb idiot."
🌿@kxdyn.bsky.social · last wk.hello bsky, can someone who is an esteemed expert of hetero culture please explain to me — what in the f’ck did i just watch??
I went out to eat with my partner's family for her dad's birthday and I spilled a bunch of the juice from her pot roast on my shirt and no one said anything and I think that's how you make someone feel welcome.
Poinpy is a very fun mobile game thank you
Chris Kerr@kerrblimey.bsky.social · 2w agoBREAKING: POINPY HAS RETURNED
Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3w agoi worked in several casinos and later for an online sportsbook. the best advice i can give you is to stay the hell away from all of it.
You dont need to read Das Kapital or The Communist Manifesto. Just watch this one minute video
“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
Redacted Pancakes@jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 3w agoI cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
My partner watches a decent amount of reality TV and as such I watch a decent amount of reality TV. We think the most toxic show is probably Netflix's The Ultimatum because it platforms guys who say this.
A lot of folks have interviewed Grant Kirkhope about the DK Rap over the years and he's had very interesting things to say! But I really wanted to talk to the guys who actually rapped it, and managed to get the "So they're finally here!" guy on a call for this:
Kotaku@kotaku.com · 3w agoThe DK Rap is a silly, yet beloved, cornerstone of Nintendo and Rare history. It was also recorded in a stuffy hallway by the game director and a programmer who was picked because he listened to Tupac sometimes. https://kotaku.com/stuffy-silly-arhythmic-hallway-recording-original-dk-rap-2000715929
I'm Delbert Phonebill and I'm fat but I can throw a ball 1mph which is not good but they still let me do it!
kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w agoyour baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
how many GULP sexual erm.. (tugging my collar) p-p-partners have i had .. ?? well ah.. nine (reading the room and feeling like a loser) hundred (realizing this might make me seem like a womanizer) men (afraid of coming off like a serial monogamist) at once
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
They did the best online game ever for the 35th this is an outrage
Nintendo Life@nintendolife.com · 3w agoNintendo Is Releasing A Special Pin Set For Super Mario's 40th Anniversary.
I like fighting games so I knew SNK was owned by bad people. Judging from the response I'm seeing online though this is news to many. So maybe I'm too forgiving or subconsciously biased towards an overall good org or maybe I just think it's nice to see an org actually backtrack rather than dig in.
I'm just going to say the unpopular thing: Cheering for somebody to get fired because a mistake was made (and summarily corrected) is ghoulish. Clearly there was an oversight and people don't have to demand blood for every error. Some of you should reevaluate your morals.
Games Done Quick@gamesdonequick.com · 3w agoWe have canceled our sponsored stream with SNK. We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.
We have canceled our sponsored stream with SNK. We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.
![RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] – Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about speedrunning. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about speedrunning, the alpha and omega of speedrunning questions, and that question is:
1. - (Whisper.) "Is attending GDQ bourgeois?"
2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vlrjvrdfas5pyeixeyy7lchf/bafkreialahkz5qkltdmx5i54xqyk4lpjbeltzygxayu4gvpl7ylz5iyxme)
🏁TIME🏁 #SGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,408,701 for @doctorswithoutborders.org!!! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support. 💙 See you next time at #AGDQ2027!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.
This is why we are here, this is what we do, and we cannot do it without each other. Free Palestine. From the river to the sea.
Games Done Quick@gamesdonequick.com · 4w ago@doctorswithoutborders.org is the embodiment of compassion knows no borders. When we say we're here together, we mean it. Here to stand for what is right and together as a collective to help those in need. Don't underestimate the impact of your support making this world a better place ❤️ #SGDQ2026
"gdq should talk about their charity more" here you go. free palestine.
Games Done Quick@gamesdonequick.com · 4w ago@doctorswithoutborders.org is the embodiment of compassion knows no borders. When we say we're here together, we mean it. Here to stand for what is right and together as a collective to help those in need. Don't underestimate the impact of your support making this world a better place ❤️ #SGDQ2026