it's cool when you want to go to work but are sick so no matter what you do you feel bad
you ever hear a conversation and wonder if you're in some sort of twilight zone episode where nobody makes any fucking sense
I love when people list pros and cons of unions & 90% of the cons are so clearly just the result of corporate interference
genuinely insufferable how many people are fueled by ridicule & discrimination. love seeing leftists make fun of a person's physical appearance bc of them being a bad person. you clearly just want to hurt another person lol
That epic moment when you filled up two days ago on a whim and then will just never drive again and stay in your basement for the rest of your live >>>>
Gas prices up by around 50% today. A painful reminder that relying on imported fossil fuels is a risky strategy.
the worst thing of all time is when someone whom you thought would follow your riff takes it completely seriously and you have to explain the fact it was a joke. the world is over.
god I hate people whose only passion in life is winning arguments
I love having to explain how my color blindness works to my family every year
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city. So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
I have had far too many occurrences lately of me being objectively right about something, googling & showing the person that I am objectively right, and them going "No I'm right, nobody would actually think that"