Me: *posts about microwave* Internet stranger: "wow I cant believe you hate single mothers, disabled people, neurodivergant people, the elderly, the- "

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat,” I say, sexually attracted to large boats

I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."

I like to walk around restaurants and ask people if I can get them anything. I call it waiter-cucking

As a kid I always wondered if my life would turn out exactly like the movie Mrs. Doubtfire, and it has

ATTENTION: my new band SEX MEAT will be performing in the PARKING LOT. I will GROWL into the MICROPHONE while playing the TAMBOURINE. Please REFRAIN from INTERCOURSE until after the SECOND ENCORE

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring the badgers inside

Tell your mom I said tie

Okay, Sharks, here’s my pitch: wet sandwiches

Writing a strongly worded letter to my penis

I tried to get Jimothy’s autograph at a mall signing today. He called me a pervert, and security made me pull up my pants. Never meet your heroes

I’m not comfortable with this

Practicing surprise karate on my neighbor

Diarrhea, or as I like to call it, excitement poop

“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me

The Trojan Horse probably wouldn’t have worked in real life because of all the grab-ass

getting so excited in the criterion closet I spray hot diarrhea onto every movie I’ve seen

Nope. No, you haven’t.

Has society already moved on from Jimothy? Discuss in the replies

Jacking off only once every fourteen days like the fortune cookie said

Jimothy is a psyop. Don’t fall for it

I mean I would never do it, like obviously I would never do it, but just between you and me, how many Jimothys do you think I could fit up my ass?

Just got out of the Odyssey. Unexpected and quite bold of Nolan to cast Jimothy as Achilles. But will mainstream audiences accept it? Only time will tell…

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat,” I say, sexually attracted to large boats

Jimothy made me set that fire, your honor

Jimothy, I am begging you: turn yourself in

Holidays should be called Jimothys

Jimothy fell out of the cute tree and hit every branch on the way down. Really fuckin hard

Ok ok I would really REALLY love to take my Dark Deeny project on the road for Taboo show in vancouver. But I need your help. Please you'd be helping an ethical and safe porn artist reach a greater audience. Your help would cover the booth and plane ticket and merch. gofund.me/7360c4ba8

Donate to help Dark Deeny get to Taboo show, organized by Geraldine Piche

Ok So if you know me, you know im also Dark Deeny, an erotic artist to say the lea… Geraldine Piche needs your support for help Dark Deeny get to Taboo show

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What’s that, Jimothy? You want me to… hurt people?