The Doctor and his companion are just Nick and Nora Charles. Fight me.

The refs are really making this game about themselves

When Daryl Morey heard about the LeBron signing, he traded for James Harden.

Bathroom stalls were the first social media

Shows you haven’t heard of but that you should watch if you can figure out how to do it: I’m Sorry Upright Totally Completely Fine Giri/Haji Trying Collateral Dublin Murders

Watching THE ODYSSEY the way Nolan intended

This could also describe the new show The Westies

Aaron Ross Powell@aaronrosspowell.com · 3w ago

Watched 1997's The Jackal and it's bad, yes, but it also doesn't make a lick of sense.

At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

@evilmopacatx.bsky.social The I-35 rain dome remains undefeated

Time for a rewatch of I’m Sorry, the most underknown genius comedy www.imdb.com/title/tt5987...

Christian, you’re at a Serie B. I need you at a Serie A.

Spain are the England of football and England are the France and France are the Italy and Italy are the Puerto Rico

Spain are really playing with the “against the run of play” fire

Spain are wildly outplaying Portugal but they can’t get it on frame. This is why o can’t take them as seriously as France or E gland or even Norway

Maybe Cape Verde was only okay and Spain and Argentina just suck

As a USMNT fan, I’m calling this match “Tapas”

I have started drinking in anticipation of today’s World Cup matches. I am calling it tailgating but it’s just me on my porch drinking and smoking holding a raw hot dog over my lighter.

It would have been funny if FIFA told Trump that the USMNT could have Balogun back but Trump would have to give back the FIFA Peace Prize

We could have a 3/4 Sid miers Pirates semi-final round @marcnormandin.bsky.social

Two teams have to play the World Cup against each other at full strength: I’ve got the vapors; where are my pearls?

If you want to root for the USMNT but you somehow think that this decision taints it, please know that it does not. The tourney being set up so England had to fight lions in the Roman coliseum was rough. Argentina getting the easiest draw to the semis is rough. Iran, Croatia. Rough.

I’m delighted Balogun will play and mildly amused that it is/might be due to a little FIFA corruption in our favor. I would really like to know what my true reaction would be if the shoe were on the other foot if, say, De Bruyne had a red card wiped.

It’s match day!

I’m willing to listen to other submissions but I vote Harry Kane “Footballer Most Likely to Secretly be a Member of his Nation’s Royal Family”

Pausa de skeet

Hey, no pressure, Balogun

Hahaha. Fuck you, Rule of Law. (I can see why some people are into this)

Oh my god. THEY ARE LETTING BALOGUN PLAY!!