Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli@banditelli.org · 9h ago

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

I put the cover on the car.

I cannot properly operate Saran Wrap.

Jennifer C. Martin@notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 18h ago

What's something mundane that you're terrible at? For instance, I'm the absolute worst at being able to read people's special customized vanity plates. They have to be absolutely straightforward for me to get them

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

107IST Town Hall is coming up! #BAONPDX #RCTID Register here (especially if you will be attending virtually): 107ist.org/event-6817012

my man might be the single hardest grifter of all time. Not the best, not close to the most successful. But nobody loves the game like ol Georgie

WIRED@wired.com · 24h ago

The former US representative was also fined more than $71,000 for allegedly attempting to manipulate the prediction market. www.wired.com/story/george...

We're hours from September. We needed this in June. Summer would have been so different.

Nigella Lawson@nigella.bsky.social · yesterday

#RecipeOfTheDay is half pudding (in the English rather than American sense of the word) and part cocktail. I bring you the fabulous Sgroppino, in which lemon sorbet, vodka and Prosecco combine to create a frosty and frothy concoction of celestial lightness! www.nigella.com/recipes/sgro... 1/2 ⬇️

I've already had too much sugar.

This is hanging by my door. I think a lot of us need him by the door

Job hunting tip: If you think you *might* want to look for a new job in the next 6 months, start applying now. My wife is still getting follow-ups from companies she applied to in February/March.

Reposting with hope that it brings S.E. some good luck and with hope that someone will make this for me.

s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · yesterday

In a departure from my usual yoghurt with fruit or yoghurt with nuts and honey I am eating this for breakfast because I have a sneaking suspicion this is going to be a shitty week.

I don't feel bad about this at all. www.maptap.gg August 31 90👑 92🏆 96🔥 89🎉 65😐 Final score: 836

We had a whole conversation last week about everyone being in the office today. But here I am by myself.

My name is Captain Dylan Blaha. Last year, I made several videos reminding US service members to disobey unlawful orders. The military suspended my security clearance and launched a full investigation. Nearly a year later, I now know the outcome.

My friend/chosen brother Joe and his buddy Josh are starting to put music together for the first time in like a decade and a half. Please help me encourage this wholesome behavior by giving it a listen: open.spotify.com/artist/24vnc...

Slampsquatch

Artist · 2 monthly listeners.

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8vE9eMs/

That’s strut walkkkkk! 🤣🩵

TikTok video by Marisa | SAHM | ⚡️

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of course Dolly loved the Madonna Inn

For 40 years, Dolly Parton was a quiet regular at this quirky Calif. steakhouse

"She would always request to sit in the gold booth."

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My mom gave me a bread oven for my birthday so yes, it’s fall now.

I keep seeing posts about Labor Day. Are people thinking it's this weekend?

I feel like one or two of you might be interested in this. pools.events/event/nJBHmr...

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This just kicked me in the teeth.

Happiest, @rhinoblu.es.

This is a brutal act of a profound inhumanity. It should be a war crime. It certainly is a moral and ethical one.

Bradley P. Moss@bradmossesq.bsky.social · 5d ago

These people had protected status. They lived here legally. They worked, they paid taxes. They made lives. Raised families. Now we’ve dehumanized them. Ripped away that protection and told them to get out. This is a stain on the soul of this Nation.

I am long overdue for 80 dollars

I love science.

Ada Palmer@adapalmer.bsky.social · 6d ago

A tetanus-diphtheria vaccine that doesn’t need a fridge has passed its first human trial. UK scientists reformulated a licensed shot using trehalose, the sugar that lets desert plants survive without water, keeping it stable for up to two years at 30°C. Gavi buff.ly/1kNIUHB #ShareGoodNewsToo

this list is so disappointing but also it's mostly earl ninsom (sad!!) and gabe rucker, the latter of which already outed himself as insanely out of touch during the foie gras kerfuffle

Athul K. Acharya@athul.acharya.cc · 4d ago

Portlanders, if you like things like “accountability for police,” some businesses you might consider avoiding: Mother’s Bistro Le Pigeon Pink Martini Kachka Flor Wines Phuket Cafe Canard Langbaan Allora Hat Yai Papa Haydn Khao Soi Eem OK Chicken PaaDee Yaowarat Freeland Spirits Fields B&G Wilf’s

This is obviously Flea.

The Athletic | Football@theathleticfc.bsky.social · 4d ago

The Athletic spoke to psychologists and some of Haaland's former coaches to discover what powers the mind of a remarkable striker www.nytimes.com/athletic/754...

Good luck out there. Whiskey will help your courage to get up there but it will not help you find the note lol.

Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 5d ago

Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds. -Washing your face won’t fix things, but it’ll make you feel a little bit better. -The Cursed Object found the spare jar of marmalade and ran off with it. ❤️ Auntie Jilli