Noradex

@noradex.bsky.social

they/them I go by BonQ on other platforms. #p4g #p3p #p3r #p5r

i really wish gmo studio was on github so i could report issues latest update broke the import process and now produces entirely different results using the same base glb files latest versus last release

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rinnegatamante (vita db owner) is having a kanye level crashout at the moment over rightfully being reported for his previous racist and transphobic discord messages decided to just nuke his discord server and the main central website for vita homebrew >.>

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

if you're gonna speak up about your data being accessed without your permission (github training ai on your chats) you should probably reflect a bit harder and think about where else this may have happened lol

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

trying to sit down and play games modded is so weirdly frustrating unless you’re playing a decade old game with hyper established mod communities, enjoy random periodic crashes that you can’t do anything about since it’s either a hardware issue or mod order issue cannot wait until i get a proper pc

New Beastars season is tremendously ass. Cutting Kyuu entirely is such a bizarre decision, not fleshing out Melon's backstory with his mother makes zero sense, and expanding Cherryton students in the wrong ways is just dumb. Also, why the hell did they not mention that Dom is gay?

so as it turns out AI has ruined preservation too because guess what all of those servers need that's unaffordable now that's right, storage!

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