Stunning display of motornormativity here from the BBC. No, they are not "closing down streets" - if they were doing that they would be shut off from everyone. Rather, they are changing who is using the space. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Leeds: The city closing down streets so children can play

In Leeds, streets are being temporarily closed to traffic so kids have more space to safely play - an initiative proving beneficial to both children and adults.

bbc.co.uk

vaguely funny that john cena couldnt make it as a rapper but icp could make it as wrestlers

Plates are just summoning circles for food

Blessed by the Vinted algorithm being broken and only showing me absolute shit

There's a loose XL bully on some grotty ch5 copaganda tonight, Facebook is going to be full of some incredibly Normal people

I'd completely forgotten about him leathering Jimmy Savile 🫡👑 www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wale...

Wrestling: Adrian Street, flamboyant legend, dies aged 82

In a tribute, his wife says the Welsh wrestler was the total opposite of how he behaved on stage.

bbc.co.uk

Jaws and White Gladis form the ultimate billionaire removal squad 🦈⛵🫍

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care

Logging On

I wish I could reliably follow instructions because I would make so many cats

Can't wait to see libs embarrassing themselves in the Melanie Phillips obit

Rod Liddle Roasting on Satan's griddle

I've started collecting the weirdos sad about Rod Liddle dying like a massive dork, let me know if you spot any 🫡

What's everyone having for tea tonight? 🍻

Just realised that if we had a funeral for Percy the cat we'd have Perce in the Hearse

Think I've found an unproblematic YouTuber

Poois Goodall

Once again, I think the Spectator Garden Party list is saving me from seeing some awful opinions

I'm so sick of hearing about this guy

Some *artefacts* from my childhood bedroom

A charity shop blessing 🦭

I'm not sure what to do with these - I've got a load of kitschy christening and birth congratulations cards

Tony Malamute@notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 4d ago

AI could never create these incredible 80s birthday cards

AI could never create these incredible 80s birthday cards

Did Dunelm used to be called Dunelm Mill or am I imagining this

Just been shown a load of weird posh tat I was given when I was christened and I cannot wait to sell that shit and get something I actually like 💍

I genuinely mean this: I am audhd, I just need the task set out in order

Tony Malamute@notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 5d ago

All recipes should look like this. No messing, just sequence

In addition to removing their latest report into the links between ‘gender critical’ transphobes and the far-right anti-rights movement @amnestyuk.bsky.social ALSO deleted this previous report to appease billionaire bigots! 😣 But you can read it here… 👉🏻 drive.google.com/file/d/1PSsa...

All recipes should look like this. No messing, just sequence

Straights of Hormuz? Sounds a bit basic to me but whatever