I can tell I'm upset about my team's workload because today in a discussion about project staffing I said "That seems unrealistic" with more venom than a den of copperheads
Jacqueline
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How you sound explaining your agent orchestration framework
Daniel Solis@danielsolis.bsky.social · 6d agoThere are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...
My job as a guy who has officially Seen Some Shit in my professional career is now to show up and say "yes yes nice workaround but have we tried not having this problem" and then showing what not having the problem looks like. I can't imagine this is popular but by god is it needed
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
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did you know that with just a single app password stored in Google Drive, you can get Claude Chat to create and push to Tangled repositories from mobile chat sessions with no configuration needed?
claude.notjack.space/https-only-test
Smoke test: repo created and populated entirely over HTTPS, no SSH.
tangled.org
the rate at which I'm getting paged now because you fuckers QUINTUPLED your code submission rate is going to drive me to hunt down Sam Altman with a harpoon gun and become a datacenter direct action maximalist
"realizing the cat you just picked up is unexpectedly damp" has got to be one of the worst physical sensations out there
"Tell me how a nuclear reactor works or I'll have one of these soldiers throw you out of the helicopter" remains one of the best lines in Chernobyl
Moonfall fucking slaps and I'm so glad I got to watch it in theaters with the love of my life while an edible was launching me into the stratosphere
the tangled PR UI is so fucking goofy but damn does it make me happy seeing people make weird indie software that's actually useful to me and my friends
baby would you still respect me if I told you I don't have any version controlled dotfiles
could estrogen have saved Dr. Horrible? the greatest thread in the history of foru- *BANG* ℹ️ User was taken out by rooftop snipers for this post ℹ️
this is a hostage situation. if you do not wire me one million dollars in the next 48 hours, I will build a UI that notifies you when strangers emoji-react to arbitrary lines of your open source code.
I'm an infrastructure engineer, so there are exactly two kinds of UIs I know how to build: 1) an airplane cockpit with six hundred intricately labeled switches, toggles, dials, and levers 2) the same cockpit but with one giant red button slapped on the dash that I press 99% of the time
I have apparently achieved the level of Compiler Brain where I consistently forget that my coworkers do not have a symbolic execution engine inside their heads that runs automatically on whatever code we're looking at
if u need one MILLION records per second over gigabit, hubble has got u
fig (aka:[phil])@bad-example.com · 6d agoforgot i made metrics by record counts for this too: 1.33M records/sec exported to STAR-lite almost 700K/sec exported as CARs (again this is limited by 1gbit/sec network egress, though STAR-lite is also *much* cheaper to produce)
ohhhhh I had a good idea. a very very good idea. maybe, someday, I'll actually build it.