When the 8yo daughter hits you with a barrage of really bad puns
Nein, Doktor. Ich war unter der Dusche und brauchte etwas zu trinken, aber ich bin auf der Seife ausgerutscht.
"...but one of the sides wouldn't have a 3 on it, it would have a lightning bolt. Each time you got that, you'd have to spend a turn clearing the jam."
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report
Alt: Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst)@delaneyking.bsky.social · last mo.Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Thanks to @joshface.bsky.social and @badsquiddogames.bsky.social - my 8yo loved painting her Bushidog and is looking forward to starting the Vampire Peegs
It's now as many years between present day and the launch of the original PlayStation, as between the launch of the original PlayStation and the Cuban Missile Crisis. *Crumbles to dust*
If you use AI to write an entire research paper, then go through and rewrite all of it until none of the original AI remains and it's only in your own words, is it still an AI piece? That's called the Ship of Thesis paradox.
Reinstalled Dark Souls 3, played it for a week or so, reinforced my conclusion from a few years back that it's the weakest Souls game, uninstalled again.
The alleged suspect at the dinner tonight, checking his loadout
We regret to inform you that as per the change due to Daylight Savings, the Doomsday Clock has been found to actually point to 12.59am
Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
I want to write an amazing song and name it "Phineas Gage" because the first bar gets immediately stuck in your head
It works as a cinematic reference, and as a subtle and very funny meta reference to the show itself
bart simpson is laying on a bed with a sign that says " die bart die "
Alt: Sideshow Bob and his "Luv" and "Hāt" phonetic tattoos
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5mo agoName your fav joke from The Simpsons.
This is a dance-off. If you see this repost a dance, or you are eliminated.
a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a lamp
Alt: Crispin Glover dealing badly with the stress of Jason Voorhees
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Danie Ware@danacea.bsky.social · 5mo agoThis is a dance-off. If you see this repost a dance, or you are eliminated.
Relistened to Nine Inch Noize and still left absolutely unmoved. If you enjoy the thought of the original texture being removed and replaced with Depeche Mode style INCE INCE INCE INCE then I'm sure it'll be fun, but none of the songs work for me. (Sorry @badsausage.bsky.social, if you love it)
Call me out of touch with modern music, but I've only heard of one of these acts.
Primarch goes to Apothecary. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in galaxy where what lies ahead is vague and mutable. Apothecary says, 'Treatment is simple. XX Primarch is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' 'But Apothecary...'
The issue with it being Autism Awareness month is that my daughter gets a +5 modifier to detecting, making hide and seek much more difficult.
Was listening to the archive of Hammer House of Podcast bonuses, when they introduced @aptshadow.bsky.social to cover Them!, which was unexpected. It could be that we just move in similar circles, but my more likely theory involves surveillance, time travel and targeted Mandela effects.
Today I found out that the composer and lead singer of Devo is also the same person who did the score to The Mitchells vs The Machines AND scored all 13 years of the Rugrats TV show plus the movies.
the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
So behind on my watching, I will dive into this soon.
