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if the minions existed in 1993 there would be a wildly popular wolfenstein 3D mod where you go around killing the minions (who work for hitler)

IGN@ign.com · last mo.

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

Minions Director Confirms No Minions Worked For Hitler

Via: Polygon

Tom Francis@pentadact.com · last mo.

the message Wile E. Coyote sees right after he tries to run out of a tree

Git still hiring poets to write error messages.

A git error message reading "fatal: you are on a branch yet to be born"

i ran into The Great Canadian Toilet Hunter earlier. he said he was looking for you

Shushwap Lake Men's Showerhouse Full Shoot
The Great Canadian Toilet Hunter
175 1d ago

deltarune tomorrow

red and white yield sign crudely edited to say "dield"

tobyfox@tobyfox.undertale.com · last yr.

one week

i think to balance out the overuse of "roguelike" we should bring back "doom clone" and start applying it to any game that includes both a gun(s) and collectible keys, e.g. mina the hollower

100 tacos for $100 used to provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon. not anymore, because of woke

Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2mo ago

mina the hollower is so cool. i wish mice were real

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shut the FUCK up jesus christ i'm just trying to find a video

google search: "samus listens to boards of canada"

AI Overview

It completely tracks that the galaxy's most formidable bounty hunter would unwind to the dusty, ambient, and nostalgic synthesizer tracks of the Scottish electronic duo Boards of Canada.

After navigating derelict spaceships, blasting space pirates, and exploring hostile alien biomes, Samus Aran would undeniably need a [...]

travel memories

last time i was in vegas there were ads for the Steely Dan "Reelin In The Chips" casino residency. and it was depressing because it was the second year of it and they had to take Walter Becker out of the ads because he died

did you know the Akai S612 sampler supports Commodore Datasette tape drives? except that they removed the actual connector at the last minute after deciding that they didn't like it were any S612s with the tape port ever actually sold? none of the ones i can find photos of online have it

black and white photo of a small PCB with a C64-style edge connector for plugging a Datasette into

MODEL: S612
No. S612/1
DATE: August 1985

004 Subject: Costdown purpose

Because of the unfavorable popularity of Commodore type cassette data recorder, Cassette P.C. Board has been eliminated.
Accordingly, Rear Panel has been changed to a new one without on opening for cassette connector.

Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Trending Now: Toilet

screenshot of trending searches on the Lowe's website. one of them is "toilet"

Big personal news: I have installed a skin of Homer Simpson as a Matrix character on Winamp. The best part is it comes with what are unquestionably Homer's finest quotes in the "skin information" box.

A Winamp player skin showing Homer Simpson dressed as Neo from The Matrix, jumping backwards and avoiding bullets, in front of a Matrix-esque green and black background with falling characters.

Current skin information:

Homer:Hello My Name Is Mister Burns
I Beleive You Have A Letter For Me
Operator:OK Mr. Burns What's You're First Name?
Homer:I Don't Know

Current skin information:

Elmo:This Is The Song. La La La La. Elmo's Song
Homer:Why You Little...(Punches Elmo Repeatedly)I Am Evil Homer

wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

another yahoo japan pickup this week: "GALPRO" PLD programmer by "R&D Co., Ltd", a company name so generic i can't find a single thing about them (or this device) online. anyway here it is running in MAME (photo stolen from the original auction listing because i'm lazy)

i wish discord would lean into being a retirement home for people who used to post on internet forums and stop putting pop ups on my screen asking me to buy gamer gems for streamer style squads or whatever the hell

one of a few things i picked up from Yahoo Japan this week: an undumped Japanese "revision B" of Namco's Final Lap 2 (differences currently unknown) as a bonus it also fills in the missing graphics ROMs from the existing Japanese set. example before and after

a screenshot of the attract mode from Final Lap 2. there's a bunch of garbage across the screen where text is supposed to be

the same scene but the text (in Japanese) is now rendered correctly

GIFS GALORE@gifs-bot.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🖖 may the fourth be with you

SCI_FI/DOCTOR03.GIF

websitedc.s3.amazonaws.com/documents/Su... lawyers are still getting in trouble multiple times a week for including AI-generated fake citations in legal filings, but this might be a new one. uhhhh no, your honor, i accidentally got hit with the virus that makes your documents be full of shit

In response to the Court’s OSC, Thomasson submitted a mea culpa declaration attesting that this was “an innocent mistake,” and that he “do[es] not use AI.” (See ECF No. 484 at 3-4.) In sum, Thomasson casts blame on computer “viruses and malware” for the fake citations and that he “was completely fooled by whoever infiltrated [his] computer” and he will now “be vigilant in trying to avoid a repeat going forward.” (Id.) Indeed, he recites how he took his computer to Staples for diagnostic repairs. Even assuming “viruses and malware” infected his Google searches, what is absent is that Thomasson confirmed all citations prior to submitting his opposition with the Court.

way ahead of you, UPS

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spent $4.99 on steam to massively expand my brain by finally learning how the hell mahjong works

screenshot of me winning a round in Kemono Mahjong