The saddest of booty calls has been made
NFL NEWS@insidenflnews.bsky.social · 4h agoSchefter: Vikings have identified Kirk Cousins as a prime trade candidate.
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Dumb joke maker, engineer, Jeepfluencer, watcher of Loons, petter of cats. MSP area. He / him, please.
NFL NEWS@insidenflnews.bsky.social · 4h ago
Driving around with my seasonally appropriate bumper magnet this week.
Jensen Huang should be legally obligated to switch out his leather jacket to this one after falling in the honeypot so publically
Hey, cool! Let’s honor the man who hit his son so hard with a stick that he left bruising and open wounds on the child’s genitals and buttocks! Let’s go Vikings!
Awesome dad moment: my kid’s first car threw a check engine light and thank the heavens he only needed a new gas cap and the fix was $20 and worked immediately. I was so afraid we’d spend weeks troubleshooting. Yay!!
Me, gobbling up your blue wave memes: www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
This hawk gobbled up neighbourhood chickens until she got too fat to fly | CBC Radio
When someone brought an immobilized red-shouldered hawk to the Southwest Virginia Wildlife Center last month, staff suspected she was either blinded, injured or poisoned. But it turns out she just ate...
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Notably, nobody is domesticating possums because they’re horrible monsters www.cbc.ca/radio/thecur...
New study suggests urban raccoons are becoming more domesticated. Could they be pets one day? | CBC Radio
In a new study, scientists discovered that raccoons who live in the city have shorter snouts, suggesting that they're moving toward domestication.
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Nick S@nottooserious.bsky.social · 5d agoRaccoons: mischievous rascals, adorable, cool bandit eye masks, do that thing where they pat the ground Possums: overgrown rats, hideous naked tails, too much hissing
I’m going to guess zero of those hours were in a carbon fiber sub, because he’s not a schmuck www.cbc.ca/radio/thecur...
This Canadian explorer dove under the North Pole, discovered shipwrecks and helped a Hollywood director | CBC Radio
From the Arctic to the Titanic, 88-year-old Joe MacInnis reflects on the dives and discoveries that instilled in him humility and awe for the ocean.
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Oh man, I can't wait to see moderates' "Gradually phase in non-exempt tax deduction quota ratios for non-excluded qualified medical expenses over the next decennial" plan apnews.com/article/demo...
House Democrats will start their majority focused on boosting healthcare and ending the Iran war
House Democratic leaders are placing an early emphasis on healthcare as they discuss their immediate priorities upon the swearing in of a new Congress on Jan. 3.
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I just hope San Jose shows up with a minimum viable product and fails fast
Minnesota United FC@mnufc.com · 3d agoWake up all you Silicon Valley founders, it is game day! Let's align cross-functional soccer stakeholders to drive scalable outcomes across the postseason qualification funnel!
U of I Urbana has Jack Welch. Not history's greatest monster but he got tremendously lucky at GE then pretended it was all down to his genius. Wrecked a lot of lives along the way.
David Hale@adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 4d agoWith Duke grad Stephen Miller news today I’m wondering who the worst human being to graduate from every school is.
Biggest surprise of the Russell Brand verdict to me was to see headlines saying Russell Brand is a comedian. I didn't know what he was. You learn something new every day. Make 'em laugh, Russ!
Those Home Depot ads with Ludacris's Rollout are so funny. I just see whitebread Millennials filling up their Rav4 with potting soil while telling themselves "Still punk as fuck"
The AMC Pacer lasted longer and sold more copies than the Cybertruck.
Remember when Charlie Kirk’s martyrdom ushered in 1000 years of Republican rule?
With redheads installed as leadership in both the Minnesota House and Senate, buzz around the Capitol points to early session DFL efforts to ban the sun
Winding up the garden hose for the winter and mumbling ‘it’s over for you hose’ send skeet
Well I certainly didn’t expect the deer would come out ahead www.mprnews.org/story/2026/1...
Harvest outlook favors hunters ahead of Minnesota deer firearms opener
The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources reports the early deer hunt seasons saw a 30 percent increase in harvest numbers compared to last year.
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I saw these losers still flying the old flag on a walk last night. I hope they’re sad and worried about the future of our state. I can’t wait for them to be more and more irrelevant.
David Brauer@dbrauer.net · 4d agoA no-duh thing about Big Tuesday finally sinking in as Your Dad recovers his wits: The Minnesota flag will PERSIST BITCHES. Fly your shitty old racist bedsheet at your lake house, righties — we will CONSOLIDATE OUR FLAG’S CULTURAL DOMINANCE year by year. 2027. 2028. 2029. TWENTY FREAKING THIRTY.