east coast meanie

@noyeahno.bsky.social

it's jes. cat mom. cosplayer. she/her. 30+

❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost

4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”

i feel like video games really created unrealistic expectations for me because i often wish i could open a box or sit in a pool that magically made all my aches and pains and ouchies go away

I'm getting somewhere? I think? Want a different lamp, at least one more print and some sort of object for the right side of the wall, and idk what color rug. Green? Black/white? Orange-ish? This'll bring it together but man I hate the entire process of decorating a room I never want to do it again.

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I think one of the greatest realizations I've ever had is that if I get home and keep my shoes on vs taking them off, I actually keep moving and get shit done. Those tasks I've been struggling with for days or weeks? Taken care of. No dishes are in the sink. I actually eat dinner. Incredible.