dont look too closely at your baby carrots... youll only be disappointed

dating app with a "dislikes you" section so you can search for your nemesis

getting really into viewing images lately

i don wanna jinx it but

this is the slowest, most friday-feeling thursday that has ever existed

casual first date questions: "what has led you to this moment? starting from the first thing you remember"

the US is absolutely filled with monsters

anyone know why i am not enough, no worries if not?

today I learned that because dippin dots are made and stored at very low temperatures, their subsidiary, Dippin Dots Cryogenics LLC, was contracted to help store the Covid-19 vaccine in 2020

how many movies should I watch this weekend?

having a rough time lately, so ill have another coffee about it

anytime I am forced to interact with AI, it always is asking for more detail

resurrection was added to kanopy, let’s go!

yet another julie has hit my profile

eating a whole bag of kettle corn is uhh a recession indicator

these julie accounts seem to point to a data breach. the most recent one to follow me was active and seemed human in 2024

the moon owes me a favor

it happened again… that libby notification is a jump scare

[🌳]@oak.bsky.social · last mo.

having problems reading my library books on time, so i’m going to speed read this one to meet the due date again

somedays you just need to 3D model your way out of your funk

what do you do with a notebook when you finish it?

roommates are fascinating… they’ll see band soap and dish soap on the counter and use the hand soap to wash the dishes

wordle is manual wave function collapse

started marinating some pork yesterday that needs to be in the oven for 4hrs… on one of the hottest days this year 🙃

turns out i’ll need a second surgery on the same shoulder because someone didn’t do their math on screw lengths

i know of so many people getting sick 😳

not to brag, but inside me there are three wolves

Caffeinated introvert: the action figure

dating app that lets me filter by lightning and bleeding damage

frielf@goblin.fans · 2w ago

dating app that lets you filter by "bone madness"

this is mostly about missing tickets to rhe history of concrete and you can see everything

[🌳]@oak.bsky.social · 2w ago

scoring tickets seems like one of my overlooked skills that is key to being an adult

scoring tickets seems like one of my overlooked skills that is key to being an adult