Behold, the cuck comms booth

Today is September 21st.

Dynamo meet up! The goats: @droprockcandy.bsky.social @obesetyrese.bsky.social @starlotic.bsky.social @splatdroid.bsky.social

I'M STILL GOING AND I'M HAVING FUN RAAAGGHGH I'm also realizing I need more refs for every commentator's OCs @_@ but at least the headset quality is getting better. #riptide #compsplatoon @cyrenbanshi.bsky.social @obesetyrese.bsky.social

If any of you hooligans are being so loud coming down the 1st floor hallway that you wake PJ up, I swear I’ll unban your ass from Low Ink so fast that it will make your head spin.

And FINALLY here is our commentary lineup for all the Splatoon action going down this weekend at Riptide 2026 🦑

hi guys, commissions open! for portraits, emotes and badges (twitch / discord / youtube whatever) ko-fi.com/tofu/commiss... i'm also looking for a new gig so lmk if you have any leads!! cheers!! <3

Some magical #mining 🧙⛏️ for today's #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social

Hard launching my engagement

I managed to acquire the legendary Shin Mamdani Tensei sticker so I would say this ANYC was pretty successful

Unironically been saying this in my head when I talk negatively about myself and it actually helps

the 3 genders

2700 RAHHHHHHHHH

OBT@obesetyrese.bsky.social · 5mo ago

2600 😭😭😭😭

I love Japanese players

.67 Gal

🥉 at GOML. Great games and sets. Hurts to go to game 5 and lose especially with how close it was for us. GGs to my teammates Femmy Nourmal and Wak. They played their hearts out and we had so much fun. GGs to the teams we fought insane games.

blast boot splatoon raiders

Ludacris Stomp Dance

ALT: Ludacris Stomp Dance

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Okay, this is cool. My nana used to always have a copy of TIME on her coffee table and I like to think she’d be proud that her grandson made it in. I’ll definitely be getting a physical copy when it comes out on Friday. Thank you Shanna Fisher for the great photo!

LITERALLY GAME SAVING QUAD IN X 😭😭 We also one push KO’d after this

SHINY WHIMSICOTT GOT 5TH IN SOS 228 @welikerice.bsky.social heavy GOAT @compleat.bsky.social Gluga MASTA @ichiedeco.bsky.social played 52 for one game smh (96 GOD) Me Dynamo ONLY 😤😤😤 Ggs to all!

Playing in SOS with Rice, Compleat, and Ichie twitch.tv/obesetyrese

ObeseTyrese - Twitch

SOS With Rice, Compleat, and Ichie

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omg my kirby review got approved and is now on GameFAQ!!! Im so excitedd!! gamefaqs.gamespot.com/switch-2/524...

SUNSET SURGE: 3-YEAR ANNIVERSARY 🔥 Who is ready for the world's most HOTTEST Splatoon3 LAN!? 🗓️ AUGUST 1st, 2026 📍 Tempe, Arizona 👇 ¡SIGN UP BELOW! 👇

I might be the greatest player in the world (feat right stick flick)

nintendo if they locked in

Disable@disable.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Me when I see Yoshi.

2600 😭😭😭😭

OBT@obesetyrese.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Blue sky video won’t load BUT HOLY SHIT FINALLY HIT 2500 AFTER GRINDING FOR SO LONG 😭😭😭😭

Good info to know: crab tank ball-form contact damage doesn't deal damage to the vac user (unlike roller, sword, reefslider contact damage, etc). #compsplatoon

Be sure to grab a seat early and tune in to the pre-show for the LAN Championship Showdown 2026 presented by @broadcastbeep.com ! 6pm ET www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney