jack o’brien
@obrienjohnjack.bsky.social
former pepto bismol spokesperson
this premise sucks unless the third act of the film is the people rising up to overthrow the totalitarian government policing their sex lives. (i assume it doesn’t)
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3h ago‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’, starring Monica Barbaro & Callum Turner, debuts at 54% on Rotten Tomatoes. • The film is a rom-com version of ‘The Purge’ where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year. Read our review: bit.ly/OneNightDF
woman at coffee shop insisting on being the main character. when clearly it’s me
is there anyone worse in this world then a pharmacist? acting like they’re smarter than me. fuck off. i was smart enough to not become a pharmacist.
Dear Sir, While we commend your enthusiasm, we will not be adding your character "Rap Scallion" to the Veggie Tales roster. We acknowledge receipt of your demos "Get Ur Meek On," "Sin & Juice," and "Pews Yourself" and ask that you refrain from continuing to send them. Yours in Christ,
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
sriracha 🥵 jumbotron 📺 earbud 🎧 glass ceiling 👩 panna cotta 🍮
Dylan Harrington@kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 5d agocringey 😬 sous vide 🍲 portabello 🍄🟫 stud muffin 💪 jumpscare 👻
in my happy place (Mars Attacks Themed Immersive Experience)
People think "Hollywood" is rich and famous. The reality? Film and TV is a national industry. It's a blue collar industry. And it is an industry free fall. My latest for @newrepublic.com on how the Paramount merger would crush blue collar workers who can not afford it newrepublic.com/article/2136...
There’s a Blue-Collar Hollywood—and the Paramount Merger Will Kill It
Hollywood isn’t all glamour. It’s thousands of line workers. And a Paramount takeover of Warner will make their lives even more precarious.
newrepublic.com
*standing up on a plane* So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, ya know. Don'tcha know that?
CamCron@camcron.bsky.social · 6d ago*standing up on a plane* We are the future. An evolutionary inevitability. The Earth’s true inheritors. You closed your eyes last night believing this world would be yours forever. That was your dream. And like mine … it was a lie. Here is a new truth: While you slept, the world changed
LinkedIn added an "AI slop" button. The U-Turn is happening, expect to see a lot more of this from other tech companies.
the woman i followed because her dumb-hot italian husband didnt know how to say words is having post partum depression. 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
sea peoples?? yeah i see peoples and then get invaded by them 😂🤣🤣😂
writing in the coffee shop is more difficult when there are Men around
where would you sit on the plane? Christopher Nolan Women Edition™
maybe it’s time for a Weekend At Bernie’s reboot where Bernie is an evil senator
Huh, very shocking, it's not like Meta's head is a guy who started his career in the most blatantly misogynist way of rating female students...btw, everyone should read the book Careless People. The rot is built in.
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · last wk.FWIW, Meta was fully aware of how these glasses would primarily be used. The glasses were designed to erase consent, and that is why they exist. Anything that they do that suggests they want to ameliorate this use is an attempt to win the PR battle and manipulate public opinion.
following up on The Odyssey’s success, Lionsgate has announced an October 2027 release date for LEE CRONIN’S DANTE’S INFERNO
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
What are we gonna do with the knowledge that Christopher Nolan’s favorite James Bond is Timothy Dalton?
i’ve rewritten my screenplay adaptation of The Ship Of Theseus so many times i don’t even know what it’s about anymore.
