Sherlock loves crinkle paper. My living room is perpetually littered with it in various degrees.

What is a cat if not God's desire for revenge incarnate?

My birthday is on Wednesday. Every year the VOKRA (Kitten rescue that I adopted Sherlock from) has a charity event around a similar time, so I ask that if you want to celebrate my day, donate to VOKRA if you're in Vancouver, or, your local animal rescue/shelter.

Mood.

I know my birthday is getting close because I wonder why I even exist. Hello seasonal depression, I'll feed you cinnamon coffee in the morning.

I remember when having $52 left after rent cleared could still cover the most basic groceries until next payday. I can still do something fun on my birthday with no money. If it's a nice day I'll go for a bike trip I think.

I've been sweater ready since last autumn.

The Beaverton@thebeaverton.com · last wk.

Getting your body sweater ready for Fall

Everything is a conspiracy to people who don't know how anything works.

Dolly Parton has ascended to join the pantheon of Modern Saints. She's with Freddy Mercury and Betty White now.

The Top 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. YOINK 2. Grease me up, woman! 3. No mother, it's just the northern lights. 4. Stupid sexy Flanders 5. Booerns!

Jason Mical@djstrahd.me · 2w ago

The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers 2. Ughghgh (Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake noise) 3. It's more of a Shelbyville idea 4. Batman's a scientist! 5. Goodbye everybody! (Dr. Nick)

Today I went for a 3 hour hike, and August is one of my favourite times for that in the PNW. All the plants getting sun beaming down made the smell of wild berries, and pine, extra delicious. Throw in undertones of cedar and pepper, there ya go! PNW Summer as a fragrance.

@adventuredice.ca asked for their dice in the sun and BY TODD I GOT DICE IN THE SUN

VIRGO STAR POWER! *Magical girl transformation sequence begins* *Glitter everywhere*

Welcome to Night Vale@nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 2w ago

Happy Virgo Season ♍️

Complete this sentence: I own a ridiculous amount of... Rocks/crystals/minerals Dice Hula Hoops? (16 isn't a huge amount to some, but a fair few to others, so *shrug*)

Shawn, Owner of Lailokens Awen@lailokensawen.bsky.social · 2w ago

Complete this sentence, I own a ridiculous amount of: Socks (120 pairs) Ties (58) Vacuums (5)

How is a middle aged, punk, forest-lurking, cryptid supposed to find romance in a redneck island town like this??

#ShopCanada #MadeInCanada #CanadianMade 🇨🇦

he has accumulated precisely one basket. he is actively using that basket. he does not maintain a portfolio of twelve baskets that sit vacant while other cats sleep on the floor or outside. that's because there are no cat landlords. for each cat, a basket, and for each basket, a cat.

Story of my life.

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 3w ago

I thought I was sad earlier today but it turned out I just needed a cheeseburger

Best Bond Villain, wrong answers only

The Blacklist James Spader

Alt: Jame Spader as Raymond Reddington in The Blacklist . Red text: "So if you kill her you better kill me, o I'm going to kill you."

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Jason Mical@djstrahd.me · last mo.

Best Bond villain, wrong answers only

When someone invites me to play Call of Cthulhu

People in the South/Appalachia: DO NOT THE HAINTS People in the Rockies: LET'S SUMMON A HAINT

Bring it.

Toadking@toadkingstudios.bsky.social · 3w ago

Picturing a Twilight Zone Rod Sterling style introduction to an SCP, "Imagine if you will, several million lightyears away that, in the next galaxy over, even, a star that hates you. Its hatred burning almost as hot as it. Now, what if, fueled by such hate, it was traveling towards us..."

#1 - Cats #2 - James Spader's uncanny ability to deliver snark in the most delicious way #3 - Communities of cool, nerdy folks, who also hate llm's and ai. And love cats.

MegueyB@megueyb.bsky.social · 4w ago

Please join me for a quick #3ThingsGratitude of small things you are grateful for from the past 24 hours. 1. Crafty women who laugh with me. 2. This cat snoring beside me. 3. Kicking cancer's whole dang ass. Sometimes I forget this one, and it's nice to remember.

I’m so tired of genAI apologists telling me I only hate it because I don’t understand it. I hate it *because* I understand it, you absolute toenail.

Post your favourite Disney Princess, wrong answers only.

Archer: Cheryl Tunt with Plant

Alt: Cheryl Tunt, the redhead from the series ARCHER, leans against a doorframe and takes a bit out of an aloe plant

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Shawn, Owner of Lailokens Awen@lailokensawen.bsky.social · 4w ago

Post your favorite disney princess. Wrong answers only

Someone (a friend) dared capture my cryptid self in a photo and now my body dysphoria is in overdrive. DO NOT PERCEIVE ME LEST YOU WISH TO SEE THE HORRORS

Basically.

Home safe, reunited with my fuzzy baby.

Almost home, just stopping for fish n chips. I can't wait to see Sherlock again, I missed him so much.

Day 2 of vacation involved the RBC Museum with an Egyptian exhibit. Got to see for realsies coffins, and canopic jars, n stuff. Most of the info there I already knew, but it was so cool to SEE it instead of just reading.