I’m trying to watch the He Man movie to distract me from the root canal surgery I had today

Just got this promoted messsge from O2; ‘Don't miss out on the hottest shows near you, with Priority Tickets. We're talking Don Omar, Thomas Rhett, Megadeth & more.’

Festival hangover incoming, worth it though

I have now driven through Chipping Norton, so am reluctantly forced to admit it is a real place, and not a joke from a Richard Curtis film

There are thousands of people at this festival I’m at, and a grand total of two nudists. And yet every time I turn around they always seem to be in sight, tits and flaccid cock swinging in the breeze. The only people who seem to find this funnier than I do are mostly nearby children.

Cinema is truly an illuminating experience, if I hadn’t just watched that ‘On The Sea’ film I’d have had no idea it was still 1953 in Wales. No wonder Russell T Davies is mostly sticking to London these days.

Using the ‘That’s bait’ meme but it working on two levels cause this is the plot of ‘Bait’ and I’m unbearable like that

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · last wk.

Second home owners 'feel unwelcome' while locals struggle to buy

The gloriously awkward promo clips for this movie deserve the kind of attention that the ones for Wicked got

Sunday evening reads

My bi friend’s annoying girlfriend decided to break up with him by text message while we were at the pride march. True ally behaviour.

The brass band at Northern Pride just dropped a Bryan Adams number, bit left field for the day tbh

On this day 1943: Italian dictator Benito Mussolini (pictured) is voted out of power and arrested on the authority of King Victor Emmanuel III

Au revoir, Megatron*

After a mere six months my back gate has been repaired and my yard is useable again

‘I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis. A good Republican body. God, I loved it.’

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w ago

What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."

The best part of the film is they don’t let you hear the siren song so you can imagine anything you like

Paul Shane (club singer) - You've Lost That Loving Feeling (Pebble Mill UK TV)

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It’s John!@oddreally.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ok Nolan Damon eat al, bring on your three hour runtime and your weirdly Roman helmets and your very gloomy looking Mediterranean setting.

The kids are reading a lot at the minute (mainly because I make them) so was very pleased to see a big box of children’s books on a random wall in Heaton with a ‘take them’ sign. Sadly, they turned out 95% David Walliams books so now I’m ringing social services.

Stephen Daedalus will return in Avengers: Bloomsday

Trump right now telling every player that his favourite Pedro Almodovar film is I'm So Excited (2013). Of course, he is receiving a frosty response.

Not been watching the match, but drawn through by this half time show which is even worse then I’ve always imagined the Superbowl’s one to be

Someone promoting The Odyssey does not seem to like RPatz

The people yearn for Academy Standard

Is ‘The Invite’ worth going to see if it’s your last chance to use a complimentary MUBI Go ticket, but you’re also knackered cause it’s your second day back at work after an operation to remove your appendix?

Allotment courgette plants are going crazy, so that’s me eating pisto two to three times a week for the rest of the summer

Didn’t watch much of it, but the England manager has kind of an unhinged John Malkovich thing going on

When it’s bear night at the gay sauna

DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL@crtpixel.bsky.social · 4w ago

SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS CAPCOM 1994 SEGA GENESIS

Kids not allowed to stay up for the match, so I recorded it and promised they could watch first thing this morning before the score gets spoiled. For some reason Sky decided to go straight to the end when they pressed play and immediately gave away the result…

And thus it was that Belgium’s hitherto unnoticed invasion was stopped after they only managed Reading and the Isle of Wight

Brilliant Maps@brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 4w ago

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American empire dying in the most inevitable way: killed by Belgian twinks.

Ken Loach’s ‘To Live and Die in L.A.’

P.G. Wodelouse@pgwodelouse.bsky.social · last mo.

The Farrelly brothers’ Autumn Sonata