Dan Odictus

@odictus.bsky.social

FoxBomb. Musician. Nerd. Star Wars Fan. Storyteller. And possibly something else entirely. “the neurodivergent depressed gamer musician who larps on their weekends” He/They.

My I present, Lord-Captain Lawken Augustus Typhidius Clementine Raifeux, famed Rogue Trader of great Imperial Frigate, The Sonnet of Inimitable Will (My Wrath and Glory character - art by me)

A rogue sketch and water colour of a very formal looking blonde gentleman in blue and gold with a long dark cape holding a power sabre and a plasma pistol.

I need people to stop responding to something with immediate negativity so you can stop ruining everyone’s vibe. Please silence yourself. You are unwelcome here.

Me: man I need someone impartial to talk to who won’t judge me Them: like a therapist? Me: it’s a shame nothing like that exists Them: it’s called a therapist Me: oh well I’ll just keep it to myself… Them: go. to. a. therapist.

Me to my friend: “you should stop drinking so many energy drinks they aren’t good for you…” Also me: *buys same friend a multipack of energy drinks* “yeah drink up buzz boy I wanna see you vibrate through the floor!”