You're not wrong.

I'm concerned with the close proximity of the FBI beastiality stuff and this.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 3d ago

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

Watching this new OJ thing (which isn't all that) and wondering who would be the UK known personality most like to do an OJ. I'm with Edmonds, although it might been Gazza at one point

So which one is it then... Prostitution / Solicitation, Theft from an employer, or Beastiality?

Ahhh man, definitely one of my favourite characters in one of my favourite films. Fair well Beef and Gerrit Graham

In the interests of balance I look forward to a McLaren Formula 1 car headlining at the next Glastonbury

Kids just ripping off art from iconic labels these days.

We've held a village referendum

palacetapes@palacetapes.music · 4d ago

we've held a village referendum

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?

Bollywood Batman Bash

YouTube video by Pav Dhillon

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Stephen Graham@stephengraham.bsky.social · 4d ago

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington

Who is going to tell the people of Piddington that if they leave the UK, they will have to all take down their St Georges Cross flags?

To be fair I'd make this face too if the head of the FBI was talking at lengh about fucking dogs during a hearing about the epstein files.

When your "personal reasons" are assault and coercive or controlling behaviour.

Pervis Purves@darksatanicmills.bsky.social · 6d ago

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I've increased my ADHD meds at the start of the week, and it's straight 3 for 1 feeling territory, and not in any sense of a good way (especially given my recovery too).

The always entertaining Jonny Trunk, talking through a history of KPM records, which are a go to for crate diggers and TV production crews.

From Spider-Man to Mastermind: The Story of KPM Records with Jonny Trunk | The Listening Room

YouTube video by The Vinyl Factory

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thing about Dilliinja is, not only is he a master at what he does, but also there are so many tracks, you will always find bangers you hadn't heard before

Soul II Soul - Do You Love Enuff (Genius Mix by Dillinger)

YouTube video by Future Vintage Remix Vaults

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Is he playing at a Wrong Music night?

Alexander Fox@alexanderfox1.bsky.social · last wk.

Very possibly the most incoherent playlist in music history. Utterly berserk.

A chaotic playlist for a chaotic mind.

Alexander Fox@alexanderfox1.bsky.social · last wk.

Very possibly the most incoherent playlist in music history. Utterly berserk.

Update. It was actually three ferrets that had escaped. Apparently the brown one is still missing

Dylan Black Lanterns@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm not saying that moved from London to The North, but a neighbours ferret has escaped and is being live tracked on the local Facebook group.

When I worked as part of the Homes for Ukraine scheme, overseeing the matching process of Ukrainian refugees with sponsors, we followed strict guidelines on the placement of single women. Lone men who wanted to match with single women would sometimes get very shirty when told it posed a risk.

Dan Sohege@danielsohege.bsky.social · last wk.

While the "protect women and girls" far right lot will be silent on this, it also shows up the issues within an ever increasingly hostile and draconian asylum system where people are fearful of being flagged in any way in case it affects their claims. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

My Autumnal doggy

I'm not saying that moved from London to The North, but a neighbours ferret has escaped and is being live tracked on the local Facebook group.

Things I was frightened of as a child: The often reported threat of the spread of South American Killer Bees The sound effects on ET for the 2600 The reptilian lisping sound that the aliens made in V A still image of the nightmare home invasion seen from American Werewolf that was in a book

UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister@joemuggs.bsky.social · last wk.

Things I was frightened of as a child: • the faces that appeared in piles of fabric in the half light • the smell of boiled meat • the airing cupboard • plugholes • geese • humans

"Can you play something we all know, we're leaving in a minute"

Yea yea Theranos but can we get a 3 hour documentary about Noel Edmonds and the EMPpad Omunium1 please? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-3647...

Noel Edmonds 'cancer box' claim dismissed by firm

The firm which produces an electromagnetic pulse machine has dismissed claims from entertainer Noel Edmonds that it "tackles cancer".

bbc.co.uk

I know Martin Lewis brands himself as a 'Money Saver', but get a new pair of trainers bro, please

As much as I hate to talk about dreams, I woke up today with the words 'Dan Stevens tissue Party' on repeat in my head this morning.

Why is BBC news calling Tommy Robinson an 'activist' Get to fuck.

New Ali G, new Inbetweeners.. what year even is this?