[ NC ] * If she doesn't know Tien Shinhan, she's not worth keeping

* so did I win

Face of someone who gave the ref head

ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 10h ago

YEAH. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS. DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT SPAMTON MOTHERFUCKING G SPAMTON EVER AGAIN YOU DUMB ASSHOLES

* Hey, did anyone mention that this quiz fucking sucks ... ?

* They killed me live on stage

*

* Mike, finalize the divorce .

* ... besides, I know they're fragile, but like— * Even for plants, there is such a thing as /too/ much water . Especially because you keep them in the containers ...

* 𝘼𝙎𝙂𝙊𝙍𝙀 .ᐟ@thefl0werman.bsky.social · yesterday

ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝. .You're right. Of course .❞ A grin as he puts the watering can away, quickly turning to face the other .

* .... Th . That's enough, Dad ... 💧

* 𝘼𝙎𝙂𝙊𝙍𝙀 .ᐟ@thefl0werman.bsky.social · yesterday

ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠWatering the flowers once again. This is the third time this morning . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠThey've been watered enough, Mr. Dreemurr .

* I remember one time me and Kris tried going into the old movie theater to watch an R-Rated movie . * Our idea was literally two kids in a trench coat, and it only really failed because Kris was on top, and they're the only human in town at that time .

IN 1997 I WAS [Hopital]IZED FOR APPROACHING PERFECT1ON

// type of shit azzy and kris would've done as kids 100%

// full power WR noelle when orange has had a full meal

[ 11 Years and Counting ] [ Closed thread for @bloodcrushers.bsky.social ]

[ * You're standing outside of the door of your house . ] [ * You raise your arm up, and shout ] * I'M GONNA PLAY HOUSE IN REAL LIFE

* ... I'm still kinda proud of how they came out . * It was like ... being able to see my own flesh and blood come into the world . * ... e. Even if it wasn't really from me .

  𝕰𝐋 𝕮𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐉𝐎 | ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ  

✦【 𝕿𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐒 𝕰𝐃𝐀𝐗 𝕽𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐌 . 】@axondoll.bsky.social · last yr.

  ` ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɪɴ ` ; ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ʟᴀᴛɪɴ ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ, sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴏɢ - ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢᴏᴀᴛ ʜᴏʀɴs, ʜᴏᴏғs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴄʜᴀɪɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪᴛ.  

* I can just ... ask her, you know ? * I'm pretty sure she'd be happy to see me out of the house, for once . I haven't really ... /left./ * ... or, well . I only go out, only to sleep in Dad's shop .

DECEMBER..?@bloodcrushers.bsky.social · 3d ago

Duh??? Of course??? We gonna steal your mom's car again for it or something? Like old times!

rain dess groomer theory should be shot dead in the street not sorry

* S-sorry, slip of the tongue . * ... * Did ? Did you wanna go out, for our anniversary ??

DECEMBER..?@bloodcrushers.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hey..! Not NOW, dumbass!! Fahahah!!!

———————————————— [ * Coincidence ] [ 💜 ] [ * Fate ] ————————————————

DECEMBER..?@bloodcrushers.bsky.social · 3d ago

Well I guess it's fate that a Dreemurr would find love on the 15th of September, right?~

dami.☆ The whole "Dess is a pedophile/groomed Kris" theory is genuinely so fucking dumb, and that's saying a lot with the kinds of theory this fandom generally makes.

[ * A choked noise left your throat— ] * Y-you— * Did you need to point that out ? * Now I feel like I'm really gonna end up like my dad ...

DECEMBER..?@bloodcrushers.bsky.social · 3d ago

Fahah, Azzy, didn't your parents also get together today as well? Kinda poetic if that's the case!!

* ... 11 years ago, today .

『 𝑩𝒆𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. 』

Man

ALT: Man

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* 𝙈𝙄𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙀𝙇.ᐣ.ᐣ@obscuruminanis.bsky.social · 4w ago

『𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹 𝟏𝟕 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲, 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑬𝑹, 𝒀𝑬𝑻 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷𝑺 𝑮𝑹𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑮. 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑺 𝑪𝑼𝑻𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑬𝑷𝑬𝑹. 𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑶𝑵 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑵𝑬𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬. 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑵𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑬𝑴𝑺 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀, 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮. . . . 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑫𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑻𝑾𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑲.ᐣ』

* Is * Is that Robin-???