Rod Liddle from the Sunday Times with Oxo Cubes all crumbled into his eyes - Stuart Lee. Thinking of food stuffs and where to put them on Rod Liddle for comedic effect for twenty years.
Andrew Allen
@often.codes
i attempt to speak to rocks and make them think
WARNING.- HOAX.- SCAM !!! If someone knocks at your door and says they're carrying out a survey and need to see your bum, DON'T SHOW THEM. It's a SCAM. They just want to see your bum. I wish somebody had warned me, I feel so stupid.
why are all my text and spacing tokens off I was at 150% zoom on my browser
any film recommendations? don’t mind rewatching some favourites: memento project hail mary moneyball
Apparently there’s a jimothy emoji in Teams and I love that
yeah 2 sets like this is so much better can go for it with heavier weights before fatigue sets in
Andrew Allen@often.codes · last mo.at the gym i’m going to start trying out the 2 set method some are using, with a light warm up set, rather than usual 3 sets of 12 I’ve been doing heavy set for 6-8 reps lighter set for 12-15 reps logic is that it get 2 close to failure sets in, rather than 1 fatigued set at end of 3 sets
Transcribing software whenever I try to mention the type script testing library for unit tests: Fit test, fit test, fit test, fit test. Vetus. Feed test. Fit Test. It's just. Fitzess. Fitzest. Vizas. Fitzes. The test. Pizza. Feeds us. For test, for test. Fetus. The test. Feet test.
PRO TIP: if your date has to check with the producer, things might not be going well
ugh the emily wilson review is so tedious "there is no restraint in Nolan’s version of The Odyssey: every second is jam-packed with incident, lights and noise, and nothing is ever at a human scale" did we watch the same film?
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you're annoyed at one subway take for being wrong... i'm annoyed at all the subway takes that are obviously correct and i don't know why they picked them as hot takes
nolan missed the obvious rule of 3 joke robert pattison as antinous:- get the swords! they get the swords get the shields! they get the shields get the spears! they get the spears get the gastraphetes! huh?
dying at the copy... Access to astrology this accurate has historically been restricted to those with access to personal astrologers—now these predictions can be anyone's
George Pearkes@peark.es · 2w ago🧐 *AI STARTUP MIDJOURNEY BUYS ASTROLOGY APP CO-STAR; NO TERMS
blocking YouTube shorts via extension has made the web experience way better I’m watching more of the longer format science videos I enjoy
enclose.horse Day 207 💎 PERFECT! 💎 100% 🐴 💎 PERFECT! 💎 100% 🐴🧱 very rare for me on these more complicated ones
enclose.horse
A puzzle game about keeping horses safe in their enclosure.
enclose.horse
Here are 58 words of prompts to GPT-5.6 Pro that got the model to discover that the long-standing Dinitz-Garg-Goemans conjecture is false. Increasingly, prompt crafting is over-rated, ask for what you want. (Which itself can be a hard problem)
solve the riemann hypothesis. do a breakthrough plz and wire me the $1m millennium prize
its a seminal work of western civilization, a piece of art so perfect that any change or interpretation outside my comfort zone is an affront to the accomplishments of humanity. i havent read it though, thats for nerds
This is the video Musk is quote-tweeting when he says he'll deliver a feature length version of The Odyssey, just in case you were curious how dogshit it is
what would a younger version of you say if they knew you were looking forward to a 3 hour watch of the odyssey today