Some of the disciples want to canonise #Deeplander in the new scripture. What in the fu…
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Oh good god he’s gotta go to one of those ‘help the poor people’ events. He is NOT donating any money. He’ll just dish up some of that shitty donated food.
Oh Father dropping bars to hype-up Homelander like:
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Y’all. This wasn’t what I meant when I said ‘raise him up’.
Firecracker 4:2 ‘Devote yourself to prayer, watching the VCU and being thankful.’
RAISE THE HEAAAAAAT! RAISE THE HEEEEEEEAT! WE NEED A SAUCE WE CAN EAT, TO BRING OUR BUDS TO THEIR KNEES, RAISE THE HEAAAAAAT! RAISE THE HEEEEEEEAT!
ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ@voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 4w agoThe #OhFatherlyFire! ‘Spicier Than Thou’ Hot sauce is now available at all Homelander-worshipping grocery stores to scorch your tastebuds like the flames of hell! Just don’t end up there! Buy a bottle today and get a free ‘Oh Fatherly Fire’ Hot Wings meal at Vought Burger!
He’s spent the WHOLE day being dragged around by officials to accompany Ashley on her celebration duties for the 250th.
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I wouldn’t be saving you, friend. You’d be saving yourself!
#Queekisms I am actually doing research for how to better approach this guy. Although I should concede it’s probably not what most people would jump towards. I’m looking into Paul Heyman. If you don’t know: Paul is one of the best talkers and probably one of the smartest people in wrestling.
#Queekisms I’m not at all well suited to writing this character but I enjoy it anyway
So it’s wrong to try and better the lives of our flock? You’re messed up.
ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ.@nevermisses.bsky.social · 2mo agoIf you have to pay for followers of your church, that speaks volumes of it’s actual importance.
And you look stupid, but you don’t hear me badmouthing you.
ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ@psycholoomis.bsky.social · 2mo agoThat sounds fuckin stupid.
How can the Democratic Church of America be a fraudulent cult when it’s an officially recognised religion in the USA? The VICE PRESIDENT herself is a member.
Most faiths have done nothing but take and take from the common people! But us? We’ll give it back to you! Such is Homelander’s generosity!
