What’re you avenging, exactly? A decline in viewer interest? Box office profits? A loss coherent direction?
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You’re dressed-up in a clearly very cheap Web Weaver cosplay and attacking people out on the streets without any form of federal or corporate oversight. Terrorist.
Two terrorists are out there right now, fighting and making crude insults at one another. That’s exactly why Congress should give our great heroes special powers to act and deal with degenerates like them.
Starting Monday: I’ll be sticking to a strict rotation of my muses! Broken down into a set I’ll focus on per day! I’ll add something to my pinned here that I’ll update every day so people can easily see what I’m focusing on! Here’s the planned sets!
Someone should tell all of these Spider people that they’re infringing on Webweaver’s gimmick. Oh wait! Someone will. THE LAWYERS.
Khaldoon Mubarak & Man City Lawyers Arrive
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Wii Sports Baseball: Nobody Asked Meme
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『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk.Vought might be one of the most embarassing evil corporations to ever exist. If I owned the contract for a superhero whose name was Dogknott I'd just fucking pack it up
By Rao... I'm not even going to stop the angry lizard trying to kill that company. I see it as a mercy kill.
Speaking of Dildos: We’ve got a 69% clearance sale going on for some of your favourite official Vought Dildos! There’s never been a better time to buy Homelander’s ‘Star Spangled Banger’, the Deep’s ‘Flounder Pounder’, Black Noir’s ‘Silent Screamer’ or Queen Maeve’s ‘Mighty Mount’.
We’d like to help our friends at LexCorp by dealing with another rumour surrounding their illustrious founder on their behalf. A lot of people have been asking “Is Lex a little bitch?” And we can confirm that he is. He’s definitely a little bitch. We’re happy to clear-up these rumours!
We would like to address the rumors that Lex Luthor is the ruler of a far off alien planet. Lex Luthor is clearly too busy to be the most brilliant man on Earth to also be the grand ruler of another planet. He’d have to be in two places at once. These claims are ridiculous and absurd
#Queekisms I love my friends dearly. It’s why I am so consistently and savagely cruel to them. It’s how I show my affection.
If you think trolling is the worst aspect of our public relations situation then you are shockingly ignorant.
𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽@neonfangs.bsky.social · 3w agoIsn't it bad PR to harass cute girls on the internet?
That’s 10 more copies than it actually sold HEYO!
𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽@neonfangs.bsky.social · 3w agoI'm gonna buy 10 copies of Supergirl's movie
#Queekisms EVERY time I write w/Lex I just roast him. Don’t even know why. It’s like an impulse.
Unfortunately, Mr. Luthor, I am not on the menu.
Lex Luthor@lexcorpceo.bsky.social · 3w agoSo…towel boy. I see.
That would make sense if I was a fellow creepy billionaire going through a mid-life-fascistic crisis, but I’m just an intern.
Lex Luthor@lexcorpceo.bsky.social · 3w agoI suppose you speak from experience. Especially judging from all the other rumors surrounding…mansion parties.
If you have ‘half a dozen’ fans then why didn’t the movie do better?
𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍@karawot.bsky.social · 3w agoBlonde, aggressively gay, loved by like... half a dozen Americans? How could it not be me?
#Queekisms calling Lex Luthor a cuck was not on my 2am actives bingo card but we ball.
A lot of middle-aged men get a special suit to spice up their lives. It really helps add to the whole experience while they sit in the chair in the corner of a cheap hotel room.
Lex Luthor@lexcorpceo.bsky.social · 3w ago“It’s weird hearing praise from Supergirl. Perhaps I should break out my special suit in celebration.”
Who do you want to place your faith in? An All-American and gay icon. Or. The bald simp who can’t even keep his company’s name the same across different realities?