production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
but on the flip side, for some reason theo james is opening up a resteraunt right next to my house so… ?
what do you mean just a few years ago I was at some small party in melb that had ninajirachi and now that I live in london I’ll never be able to afford to see her again
really did not expect sam altman’s weird little eyeball orbs to be in the kingsland shopping centre in dalston of all places
had a fun shoot last year with a real mermaid ! shot by Frederic Schlosser in Poland :)
The new MacBook laptop lineup looks really good, but it also makes the iPad (which I love) even harder to justify. Setting aside the fact that the base iPad still runs an A16 (I reckon it’ll be upgraded to match the MacBook Neo this y... https://ojf.lol/2026/03/04/the-new-macbook-laptop-lineup.html
inevitably when I write something like this, I get emails like BUT HE LANDED A ROCKET BOOSTER ON A BARGE SO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN HIM okay baby doll but there's a reason the sec makes you say "past performance is not indicative of future results"
Feb Movie dump: Kaboom: ★★★½ Eternity: a good ★★½ Wuthering Heights: a bad ★★½ and, The Moment: a sincere (even though Charli and Aidan were there) ★★★★
A ★★★½ diary entry for Kaboom (2010)
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never really got the chance to talk about this as it was happening, but last year got to work with Timbaland on a remix of The Message which was just a WILD experience music.apple.com/gb/album/…
The Message by Timbaland on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:36
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Are the seppos getting a different app binary for TikTok? How are two separate companies (with two different agendas) going to be updating the same app…
2025 47-100% (fashionably late edition), featuring: mishaps, mermaids, and the Mayhem ball
charli x*x was at the same cafe as me today and she clocked me staring way too hard at her with my resting rude face 🤡 fab way to start the new year
I didn’t realise that the Bump app has a ‘drag you to filth’ feature 🥸
generally kinda into the cold london christmas vibes, but just saw oomf in australia post a story of them eating manoushe on a sunny beach, and the homesick is suddenly REAL
In Marrakech, Mitchell and I played a fun game where we each got a colour and had to create an album of things we found of that colour. I think mine turned out cute 🥹
gay ppl constantly posting their record collections that they play on a record player and….what…a ue boom? the Bluetooth device is now paired? and vinyl ! No! Stop it!
why some parts of lisbon smelt like if the cum trees drank pineapple juice
leaving my tweets behind is like the burning of aliexpress (lots and lots of questionable garbage, some gems)