Olivia Atwater

@oliviaatwater.com

Whimsical historical fantasy author and satirist. Wary of faeries and fond of pineapples. Author of Half a Soul. Wife of Nicholas Atwater.🇨🇦 https://oliviaatwater.com https://patreon.com/atwater_authors rep: Christabel McKinley @ David Higham

I'm going through my work list, occasionally interspersed with further updates on how everyone I know is just trying to keep our US refugee friend safe and housed. This is not the first day this has happened, it's just hitting me harder. It should not be this difficult for trans people to just live.

Stripe: Great news, we've automatically opted you in to a more expensive AI feature. If you want to opt out, you need to log in and do it. I logged in, tried to downgrade. The confirm button isn't working. Their console is riddled with javascript errors.

The way I laugh when people say "well yeah, but surely you MUST at least use spellcheck, which is almost all AI, so checkmate!" Babes. Darlings. Spellcheck has become useless BECAUSE of the AI. I get complete nonsense out of it now. Of course I don't use it, I have to just... use a dictionary.

I think most conversation about the arts these days is so banal and reactionary that even reading a well thought-out criticism I might partially disagree with is too refreshing to get picky. Like. Nuance! My god, I forgot what you looked like, it has been so long. 😭

If someone at my publisher is ever found to have used ChatGPT on one of my books or in marketing, I encourage people to yell at them en masse and boycott the book until the matter is satisfactorily addressed. That is an injury to me as well, and screw any company that puts artists in this position.

Canadian arts and culture folks: the federal government has launched a (methodologically flawed) survey on "the Cultural Sector's readiness for Artificial Intelligence". If you're ready to resist or refuse genAI, here's your chance to let them know. pch.research-recherche.ca/f/s.aspx?lan...

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One would think that professional writers making their living on substack have the skills necessary to recognise the IRONY of using substack to complain about fascism. I'm still not reading your substack. I will never read your substack. There are so many alternatives out there now.

AI spam does get kind of funny when it's an English message insisting that your German translations, specifically, are the most brilliant thing the bot has ever read.

I know this is a wild idea, but. Can we just assume that Hormuz is going to be like this indefinitely and get back to ramping up renewables now? Because that strategy actually seems to be working around here. Everyone I know who has solar up is feeling really good about it at the moment.

I'm not particularly concerned about proving I don't use AI in my writing. AI is not now capable, and will likely NEVER be capable, of writing a full-length satirical novel that makes any sense at all.

For any authors who find themselves stressing about bad reviews, I have a recommendation. Look up reviews for a book that you consider to be a beloved classic. Notice that at least one person (probably many people) loathed that book and wrote several paragraphs explaining why, in great detail.

It's been a hard year, I would love to see a man with a bin on his head in a serious electoral race. If the UK is concerned about the cost of this sham election, they could just pay-per-view a Farage/Binface debate? Also, I want the merch.

I am told that the French government loves bureaucracy, while the French people loathe it. This... tracks, based on my experience so far. On the upside, I am getting the Real French Experience, as French people shake their head at me and sigh about paperwork.

Welp, ALLi’s reply to my email questioning their survey used the words “broad church” and trotted out the argument that we all just have to get along with other authors who use our stolen work. I look forward to proving I don’t HAVE to get along with anyone by cancelling ALLi.

A financial advisor once told me re: investing my retirement in US stocks: "it's basically risk-free because if there's ever a crash, the US gov will just throw money at stockholders" and. I just think people in the US should be enraged that this is the US stock market's international reputation.

Apropos of nothing, I find I’m always extra wary of characters who are born of some special race or have a special bloodline power. It can be done well, if one genuinely grapples with the implications… but far more often, it’s a weird eugenics-adjacent power fantasy that gives me the ick.

I get that it’s become incredibly unpopular and expensive to have, like. Morals. But I’m entering my crone phase, and frankly, I care even less about everyone else’s opinion than before. The world can’t make me sell my ethics. I hope everyone else without a backbone is ready to die mad about it.

LMAO Apple is threatening to withhold its new AI stuff from Europe if it doesn’t change the laws for them. Meanwhile, I’m only on Apple as long as Europe doesn’t cave. I will swap to a Fairphone SO FAST if I get even one more iota of AI shoved into my face…