Trying to figure out who a catfish in Houston is using. I think from the results, looks like maybe a gay news presenter from Spain? Anyone know who this is without me having to pay money to get the full results?
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@omahaalt.bsky.social
Since the rest of the internet is a hell hole, just need a quiet place to post pictures of my dong. Exposure and reposts are A+. DM’s are open, but don’t be a creep. Split time between Houston and Omaha. https://cash.app/$OmahaAlt
Creating AI slop of my mom to send to my brother. Automate the dumb garbage I can’t do myself.
My grandfather passed away last year and my grandmother is in a home now. So I’m not sure how much interaction I’ll have with cousins anymore. Time to go hog wild on shitty political Facebook posts that I’ve self censored for years.
Started watching HBO’s Neighbors last night and it is exactly my sense of humor. Insane weirdos in petty arguments.
Haven’t been able to log in here lately but I’m back...
The “best” version of Grindr is the iPad. The chum ads don’t seem to be triggered as much, and the ads themselves don’t have the impossible to hit exit pixel.
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Wellbutrin must be working. Feel like taking nudes all the time again. 🍆
I’ve been fighting with some bullshit absolute vs relative pathing all fucking day and it is so maddening.
Come bury your nose in dad’s sweaty morning bush #tummytuesday #gaydaddy
Tony Buzbee has the dumbest fucking website. Why would anyone hire him as a serious lawyer?
home at last. i'm fucking starving. bf is out with his brother and nephew who's staying with us til Tuesday. hoping they want something close.
Alas, no last minute horny dads for the hotel. Heading back to Houston.
Why don’t you cum join us? 💦 Having fun with @blueferret24.bsky.social
