Omelette Coleman

@omelettecoleman.bsky.social

Playing tambourine for minimum wage, when I'm not Stonking for pleasure.

I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.

BREAKING: FIFA confirms that indie heroes Toploader will headline a "star-studded" one hour half-time show at the World Cup third-place play off. A fitting tribute to our brave boys as they wind down a heroic campaign.

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⚽EXCLUSIVE: Soccer superfan Sir Keir Starmer will stand motionless throughout every England match to motivate stars like Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham. The out of work lawyer calls it "a fitting tribute to a wonderful country" and a chance to "give back something special to help our brave boys."

Sir Keir Starmer standing motionless at an England football match to inspire our brave boys and show his absolute unwavering love of this country.